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The goat responded, "Girlfriend? Are you talking about the cow that you keep following around?"
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Why yes I am said the man. The cow is a cheap date.
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Just then the cow . . .
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Stood up on her two hind legs and said .... Look here mister, look at this body!!!!!!!! I have six teats......... whereas those gals
you have been dating only have two..... I have so much more to offer don't ya think??????? |
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He was amazed at how many teats the cow had. He started taking the cow up on her offer.
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because the man enjoyed drinking milk
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The man also enjoyed "eating" beef.
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Then the unicorn
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The man also enjoyed "eating" beef. that's disgusting!! |
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Then the unicorn used its horn to |
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Give the cow it`s Christmas Goose.
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which was strange because
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Cows don`t like getting Christmas Gooses.
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or geese, because they
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Honk and leave cigar sized turds on the ground.
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where the male hula dancers practice
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and enjoy their cigars.
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from Cuba. Meanwhile, lurking in the shadows . . .
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Fidel stands in the bathroom and scratches his azz with his finger on the button to launch...
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the infomercial for
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