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Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 13
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Wed 04/18/12 06:54 PM


Dear b,

When you actually start watching movies, I'll stop working with Johnny.

Sincerely,

Tim Burton


-1.


Dear b,

Would you at least watch my version of Planet Of The Apes?...for some reason I can't get anyone to watch that one.

Sincerely,

Tim Burton

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Wed 04/18/12 06:56 PM
dear tim burton,
i don't watch movies.
sincerely,
b.

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Wed 04/18/12 06:58 PM

dear tim burton,
i don't watch movies.
sincerely,
b.


Dear b

What if I promise to have Johnny in a full on beard for our next film?

Not quite begging,

Tim 'Beard' Burton

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Wed 04/18/12 07:00 PM
dear tim suckup burton,
i'll need to see the blueprints.
sincerely,
b.

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Wed 04/18/12 07:02 PM
Dear observant b,

I'll have my people contact your people with the plans.

Sincerely,

Tim Burton

P.S.

Isn't Torgo the grooviest?

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Wed 04/18/12 07:12 PM
dear tim burton,
sounds good.
sincerely,
b.
p.s:
he is THE grooviest.

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Wed 04/18/12 07:13 PM
Edited by Torgo70 on Wed 04/18/12 07:13 PM

dear tim burton,
sounds good.
sincerely,
b.
p.s:
he is THE grooviest.


Tim Burton over and out.

P.S.

Torgo says +1

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Wed 04/18/12 07:15 PM
why are you with torgo?
o.O

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Wed 04/18/12 07:31 PM

Mr.Repulsive

You ended up being a bigger douche bag than I thought :)



:heart: I love it!

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Wed 04/18/12 07:42 PM
Beware of the dog. The cat is shady as hell too!

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Wed 04/18/12 07:58 PM
It's a sphynx, and it's a sunny day, the cat just doesn't want to get a sun burn is all.

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Wed 04/18/12 08:13 PM
Dear ____ News Agency:

Is there enough money in your budget to pay for a copy editor?

I ask because it is painfully obvious that your agency is in need of a copy editor.

On 18 April 2012, I found on your website a story titled "3 out at Secret Service in Columbia prostitution scandal".

One paragraph in the story says the following:

"The scandal was made public Saturday. As many as 11 agents and 10 military service members allegedly brought prostitutes back to their hotel in Cartagena, Columbia, while doing advance work before the president's arrival for a trade summit."

There is no letter "U" in the name of the South American nation of Colombia.

If your website is going to publish a story pertaining to the nation of Colombia, then would it be too much to ask that the name Colombia be spelled correctly?

By the way, this is not the first time that the aforementioned spelling error has appeared on your website.


[FWIW, I actually sent the above letter to the news agency that had the aforementioned spelling error on its website.]



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Wed 04/18/12 10:31 PM


Mr.Repulsive

You ended up being a bigger douche bag than I thought :)



:heart: I love it!


bigsmile

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Wed 04/18/12 10:31 PM

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Wed 04/18/12 11:09 PM
te quiero, guero.
(x

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Thu 04/19/12 02:42 AM

Dear ____ News Agency:

Is there enough money in your budget to pay for a copy editor?

I ask because it is painfully obvious that your agency is in need of a copy editor.

On 18 April 2012, I found on your website a story titled "3 out at Secret Service in Columbia prostitution scandal".

One paragraph in the story says the following:

"The scandal was made public Saturday. As many as 11 agents and 10 military service members allegedly brought prostitutes back to their hotel in Cartagena, Columbia, while doing advance work before the president's arrival for a trade summit."

There is no letter "U" in the name of the South American nation of Colombia.

If your website is going to publish a story pertaining to the nation of Colombia, then would it be too much to ask that the name Colombia be spelled correctly?

By the way, this is not the first time that the aforementioned spelling error has appeared on your website.


[FWIW, I actually sent the above letter to the news agency that had the aforementioned spelling error on its website.]





To be persnickety, "before the presi..." should be "for the presi..." as advance work is of course, before and you don't need to repeat it!

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Thu 04/19/12 03:17 AM
Vampires

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Thu 04/19/12 06:54 AM
I welcome your return! :D

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Thu 04/19/12 07:37 AM

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Thu 04/19/12 07:55 AM

why are you with torgo?
o.O


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