Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 13 | |
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I've lost all respect for you. Too late now. That ship has sailed. Guess you'll have to just face facts that i'll be having children with some other guy. Don't understand what you were expecting of me :/
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Deal.
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For all you men out there:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of ****.' |
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Dear U, I will go on holiday anyway, I don't need your money...
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If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. Thanks a lot, I tried this and all I got was a can of chili shoved up my a$$! Otherwise, I totally agree. Now if you'll excuse me I need to go have something removed. |
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i can always count on you to make me feel like complete ****.
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I want to apologize to anyone I have NOT offended.
Please be patient. I will get to you shortly. |
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Non-mingler,
Quit breaking stuff! I told you to stop being stupid, you moron! |
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Dear Queen Elizabeth II, Happy 86th birthday!
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Non-mingler, Quit breaking stuff! I told you to stop being stupid, you moron! I hope you get lots of sleep today. |
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dear hair,
quit touching my neck. sincerely, b. |
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Hey, I've got to get really busy and clean this messy apartment and computer desk.
Oh look, mingle! |
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Though I'll always look back on the past year with fondness, I think I can honestly say I'm finally over you.
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To the non-mingler again,
I think when you go missing all the time is far worse than any mood swing. I just worry about you. Please, let me know you're ok. |
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Patience. It's what you have when there are too many witnesses.
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dear cold water,
i love you. sincerely, b. |
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who knew where the path would lead?
It's been a long journey. Now is the time for peace |
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Dear Jackass,
I am disgusted by you. Stay away from me. Signed Tired of it |
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Some families have Kodak moments. Some families have Prozac moments.
My family has strait jacket moments. |
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