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Dear Diary....Im wondering why Jess is still alive after she tore apart her son's engine.....
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He's only 12!!! And the eldest is the reason I am looking for tools.....rotten kid took my toolbox with him when he left and joined the army...
I mean come on, the Aussie army can't be that broke, they need my tools to fix their tanks.. 
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ummmmmmmmm Dear Diary........why does a 12 year old boy own a van???
 and hmmmmmmmm the tool thing.....army.......hmmmmmmmm I hear they are low on rubber bands there!!!! 
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Go to yard sales, garage sales.....check your local paper, or online paper, buy and sell, estate sales for good deals on tools
Dear Diary......sometimes I think Im a genius!!!
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Dear Diary,
I am keeping the van safe for him, 12 year olds need their mothers to safekeep their vans....NOT!!! He was nowhere to be seen...gone in a puff of smoke at the first metal but flying!!
Diary....why do I have genetically intelligent children, who are NOT mechanically minded??? 
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hahaha at least you have genetically intelligent children!!!
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Dear Diary.....Ive decided there are many types of smartness....Im just trying to figure out what my son is......can you be so popular and make people laugh and get a good job????
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Dear Diary, My kids are genetically intelligent....they got it from their father......
.....obviously!!!!...he couldn't fix a van either.
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ummmmmmmmm Dear Diary....my son is majoring in skate boarding and girlzzzzzzzz!!!
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Dear Big D... My kids are majoring in defiance and rebellion...I think they may be honours students..
(Not really...I think someone swapped them at birth, these ones are good ones) |
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ya well.......mine is good so far.......but he inherited his father's charm.......and charm and girlzzzzzzzzzz
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How old is your son Gypsy?
Girls...hmmmm...and stray boys, hanging around the end of the drive like lost puppies...I remember it well... and have it all again...soon enough...sigh. |
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he is 15
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Uh oh!!!! Am fedexing you Valerian Forte and Cammomile tea now..
Oh....ok...will go you halvers...I have that ahead of me again times two...
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Dear Diary......this is really depressing me!!!! I dont want to talk about my kid anymoreeeeeeeeeee!!!!
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So how's them Dodgers?
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Dear Diary.........Im in love with my heating pad!!!   His name is Johnson!!!
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Dear Diary,
Is it alright that Gypsy brags she has a hot Johnson, without a censorship rating?
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squeegeee peed on a bag on my bedroom floor last night instead of meowin to go out !!
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ahhhhhhhhhhh Dear Diary....maybe he has kidney problems.....or urinary tract infection....get it checked out! OH NO!!! WAS IT A BAG LADY????
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