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geez .......... hmmmmmm.......... whats your favorite touqe? 
um no they wouldnt understand ... um.... if you could ...oh i donno ... if you could be the person above you what kinda undies would you wear?...}}semi original..{{ |
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dEAR dIARY......Ive decided Im in love with my heating pad...its so warm and cuddly....
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Dear Diary.....
I really really need a torque wrench, and thanks for finding the phillips head screw driver....if you find any LockTight, I would be forever in your debt. |
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh , oh I need somethin like that ,,,
should nuke a towel ... its so cold an damp ..achy ...hmmmm might go to the mall tommorrow with the kids , hmmm buy a heating thinger ... |
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Ive had mine for years.....got it at a garage sale for $2!!!!
Dear Diary......why is jess wanting all these tools???? Doesnt she know that the shower head with 4 speeds is the way to go?
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guess you got no Candian Tire stores in australia eh??
um home depo? ...hey they are online i bet though |
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Deary Diary,
NEVER allow me near my van's engine again.. 
Who's dumb idea was it to pull it apart to see how it ticked???? |
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hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! well it can't be that hard!!! Guys do it all the time!!!
You wouldnt believe what Ive taken apart in some of my old cars...
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DearD I REFUSE to turn the heat on in September.... instead I'll heat up the sheets with a hair dryer and bring drag an extra blankie to bed
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Late night, ::looks around:: He isnt here!!
 grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..
Anyone seen him 
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oh and btw......when in a pinch......a loaf of bread will plug a leaking radiation and take you 2 miles!!!
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oh no ....
you dont fix it UNTIL it is broke!! LESSON #1 !
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The guy across the road came over to have a snoop, and he left with really big eyes at this insane woman, cussing, and growling, and chucking excess bolts over her shoulder!!!!
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oh oh ,,whoz him?
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No.....havent seen him cali!!!
Dear Diary.....please tell missB that I actually turned the heat on twice now.....for only 2 hours.....and I was waiting for Oct 1 too!!!!! HEATING PADS!!!!! BEST THING IN THE WORLD!! Ive decided to call mine Johnson!!!
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I herd pepper will plug a leak for a ways , and pany hose will work as a fan belt in a pinch
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Gypsy,
So does a can of ground black pepper, and pineapple juice works fine as coolant when in the middle of the desert...smells kind of great too..
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ya well.....I only had a loaf of bread in the car!!!
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 thanks gypsy
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Glad you didnt have a small child!!! or a bag of cement!!!
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