See #5

What about "We need to talk"?

That's never good.

A man is usually wrong. Its all about the womens

Yep, I hear this a lot. To be honest, its nothing to discuss if all you wanna say things aren't working out. I'm working on being more confronting.

all of the statements are mentioned after trying to simply explain whatever ish is going on.
once the listed words are stated it means your dumbass still doesn't get it.
ponder on your own now.

One thing I know is ... They're always right and you're not

Enough for me

I don't use these quotes when I am mad because I tell a guy straight up that I am mad. I think all of them are childish personally. To be honest though; I have heard guys saying the same things to me. So, what should I think when men say these same quotes? Incidentially; I could never be with a man that thinks a woman is always right. Sounds like he has no balls to me.

Hummm I just say your right baby~~~~~~~~ more or less saying no matter what I say it will never sink in anyway...

I guess I am not typical again because those words have no hidden agenda with me.

I say:

BAH! and wave my hand and dismiss you. That is what you guys call whatever.

HELL TO THE NO means do not do that or die.

F'off and die means F'off and die.

Oh and stop means REALLY STOP.

and NO means really NO.

And if I say that is not something to appeals to me such as some weird kinky sex thing, that means IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. DROP IT.

Oh and we need to talk means, I have to tell you something important. Not dump you.

I will say "We need to make this verbal agreement" which means we literally need a verbal agreement on some subject.

I dated a well known musician. He asked me something about a composition I said "Well, you know you I think you are very good". He went off of me "We get paid so much per night and Good? Good is all you can come up with??" I often when dumbstruck by something amazing will say "good" "it's okay" or "I like it". It's not a put down. I will wake up at 2 AM with the real adjective such as that was "stupendous" and call you at 6 AM to give your real adjective.

This should be in the joke section as it is not real data.

I say what I mean, there is no code with me. I tell you if you are working on a fight straight up, why beat around the bush.

If you piss me off I tell you, you piss me off and then I tell you why and what you will get if it continues. Which is usually me out the door for good.

Where did I say that?

Some people need to lighten up a little.

Plus, see bhernandez' post at 4:19 p.m.

Yep, I agree. I think men get this idea from watching too much tv. This is yet another example of generalization.

ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour.

NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards.

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot.

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead".

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

Just more generalization. blah blah blah

Yep, pretty much sums it up.
See? We aren't that complex.
You now have the handbook.

I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken!

well it's just like a man to assume to know what we mean without even asking.

OK, fine

w/e

Well we know what happens when someone assumes; they make an *** of u and me.

When she takes your hand, pets it, and then says "Sweetie....Honeypie....Love of my life....."......Yeah.....You're doomed.

Fine is something I so have to agree with. See, I have it bad because in most case when the women I have dated used that word it usually sets me off in a panic and I start retracing every single thing I did and said that lead to the use of the word "fine" Because being a woman I know "fine" is never "fine" it is bad..very very bad and it means I screwed up on something. Hehe...you ever want to see something funny? Befriend a lesbian..get a nice close relationship and then use the word "fine" You will see us start to literally run around in small circles in our head as we try to figure it out...which usually leads to us paying for everything..stumbling over our words and going to defcom 5. You might even hear sirens and "maydays" coming out of our watches. *nods* I have yet to use the word fine.

My danger word is "okay" I am very very chatty. When I drop to one word. Yeah...there is something wrong.