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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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With all due respect,
you kinda forgot, "GET THE F**K OUT, BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ, OR CALL THE POLICE, YA PR!CK! |
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Edited by
navygirl
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Thu 01/26/12 04:18 PM
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BEACH How are you?? You know as much as I hate the "men" vs "women" conversations and generalizations....this topic pretty much has "us" nailed. Can't even argue it. Oh well, least now all you guys know the rules. Those are your rules; not mine. That was meant as a joke, lighthearted joking... wouldn't dream of speaking for anyone else - ever! I appreciate that. |
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With all due respect, you kinda forgot, "GET THE F**K OUT, BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ, OR CALL THE POLICE, YA PR!CK! |
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Also BEWARE of the "Does this make my butt look fat?" trap!
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well it's just like a man to assume to know what we mean without even asking. OK, fine w/e Well we know what happens when someone assumes; they make an *** of u and me. |
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Also BEWARE of the "Does this make my butt look fat?" trap! Classic on. Yes = "he cal me fat!!!" No = "he cal me to skinny!!!" You're normal = he says i'm too A4 Conclusion. Avoid it |
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Also BEWARE of the "Does this make my butt look fat?" trap! Classic on. Yes = "he cal me fat!!!" No = "he cal me to skinny!!!" You're normal = he says i'm too A4 Conclusion. Avoid it a coward or a genius? |
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Possibly both
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good man good man |
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i think those words define entrapment
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oh yeah like the way husbands always ask their "IF they can go to the bars??" Honey pleeeezzz....like we're their moms...
So if we remind you that the kitchen has no roof and there is an inch of water on the bathroom floor, and the Christmas Tree is still up and it's April.....it will be OUR fault that you "never have any fun." Go or stay as you wish but don't try to make me responsible for your bad decisions |
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Edited by
teadipper
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Fri 01/27/12 06:54 AM
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With all due respect, you kinda forgot, "GET THE F**K OUT, BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ, OR CALL THE POLICE, YA PR!CK! Roberta, you forgot the Terri Patented Bite Me Face of Death which is similar to the Blue Screen of Death on old computers. I purse my lips up, twist them to the right, scrunch up my forehead and look you dead in the eye. That means f' you and the Pinto you drove in here and may it get rear ended and explode!!! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 01/27/12 07:45 AM
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With all due respect, you kinda forgot, "GET THE F**K OUT, BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ, OR CALL THE POLICE, YA PR!CK! Roberta, you forgot the Terri Patented Bite Me Face of Death which is similar to the Blue Screen of Death on old computers. I purse my lips up, twist them to the right, scrunch up my forehead and look you dead in the eye. That means f' you and the Pinto you drove in here and may it get rear ended and explode!!! My mom did it. we called it the "Evil Eye", When you saw that runnnnnnnnnnnn, even though her "Cherokee" azz, would still catch you, and beat the crap out of you worse, for running! AND I WAS ALWAYS ON THE TRACK TEAM! |
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Also BEWARE of the "Does this make my butt look fat?" trap! I would never ask a man's opinion on what I am wearing. If I want a good honest opinion, I will ask another woman. I don't want to go out looking awful because a man is to scared to give me an honest opinion. |
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oh yeah like the way husbands always ask their "IF they can go to the bars??" Honey pleeeezzz....like we're their moms... So if we remind you that the kitchen has no roof and there is an inch of water on the bathroom floor, and the Christmas Tree is still up and it's April.....it will be OUR fault that you "never have any fun." Go or stay as you wish but don't try to make me responsible for your bad decisions I am the same go or stay as you wish. As to repairs of stuff around the house; I just do it myself. Its less stressful than having to ask, remind, or have a debate on when it gets down. Gosh, I love being this independent. |
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Also BEWARE of the "Does this make my butt look fat?" trap! No problem, just say, "No, your butt makes that look small!". |
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With all due respect, you kinda forgot, "GET THE F**K OUT, BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ, OR CALL THE POLICE, YA PR!CK! Roberta, you forgot the Terri Patented Bite Me Face of Death which is similar to the Blue Screen of Death on old computers. I purse my lips up, twist them to the right, scrunch up my forehead and look you dead in the eye. That means f' you and the Pinto you drove in here and may it get rear ended and explode!!! My mom did it. we called it the "Evil Eye", When you saw that runnnnnnnnnnnn, even though her "Cherokee" azz, would still catch you, and beat the crap out of you worse, for running! AND I WAS ALWAYS ON THE TRACK TEAM! Hmm, what you call the evil eye; I call the military look. I give a guy that look and he backs away slowly. |
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The "Evil eye" to me means I made the wrong choice. I hate that look. I start regretting ever meeting him.
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 01/27/12 08:36 AM
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With all due respect, you kinda forgot, "GET THE F**K OUT, BEFORE I KICK YOUR AZZ, OR CALL THE POLICE, YA PR!CK! Roberta, you forgot the Terri Patented Bite Me Face of Death which is similar to the Blue Screen of Death on old computers. I purse my lips up, twist them to the right, scrunch up my forehead and look you dead in the eye. That means f' you and the Pinto you drove in here and may it get rear ended and explode!!! My mom did it. we called it the "Evil Eye", When you saw that runnnnnnnnnnnn, even though her "Cherokee" azz, would still catch you, and beat the crap out of you worse, for running! AND I WAS ALWAYS ON THE TRACK TEAM! Hmm, what you call the evil eye; I call the military look. I give a guy that look and he backs away slowly. She said, "The Military Look", Hehehe hehe he hehehehe! |
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