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Topic: For Women only....
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Sat 01/07/12 12:15 PM
This thread is for secrets that only women are allowed to know.

How do you get a man to do what you want?

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Sat 01/07/12 12:26 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sat 01/07/12 12:26 PM
Vee haff ways of making you talk. pitchfork









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Sat 01/07/12 12:39 PM
My p**sy happens to be an "outie"

So, I get to post right?

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Sat 01/07/12 12:44 PM

My p**sy happens to be an "outie"

So, I get to post right?


rofl rofl rofl rofl
That is just soooo...Krupa. :thumbsup:

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Sat 01/07/12 12:56 PM
Alright ladies....

listen up....

if you want the kind of attention that you women want....this is the key....

Give a glimmer of hope about sex.

You don't have to follow through with it. Tease .....

I swear, if I got the faintest hope that I may bust a nut...I will do any damned thing a woman asks. (Other guys are worse than me.)

If there is even a shot that you will put out..a guy will be at your feet wanting to please you. Every guy I have known does it and so have I.

Just ACT like a slut for the guy....we will be your drooling love puppies.

.........if you actually put out...you better be good at it or the dude is gonna walk.

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Sat 01/07/12 01:02 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sat 01/07/12 01:03 PM


.........if you actually put out...you better be good at it or the dude is gonna walk.


I wonder what constitutes 'good at it'.



Include a blow job.

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For older guys... a body massage or foot massage is a bonus. Top it off with a blow job or get on top.

Then make sure they get a delicious meal.




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Sat 01/07/12 01:03 PM

This thread is for secrets that only women are allowed to know.

How do you get a man to do what you want?


Have a vagina.

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Sat 01/07/12 01:04 PM
If the woman ain't biting the sheets and clenching her toes when the orgasm hits...

then it probably ain't that good.


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Sat 01/07/12 01:05 PM


This thread is for secrets that only women are allowed to know.

How do you get a man to do what you want?


Have a vagina.


DING DING DING!!!!!

LAdies and gentlemen.......we have a winner!!!!

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Sat 01/07/12 01:05 PM
Thanks for the great advice Krupa.

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Sat 01/07/12 01:06 PM
Not sure if it was advice or more of just a statement of fact.

:)

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Sat 01/07/12 01:07 PM
Sometimes we just want to be held afterwards....

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Sat 01/07/12 01:07 PM



This thread is for secrets that only women are allowed to know.

How do you get a man to do what you want?


Have a vagina.


DING DING DING!!!!!

LAdies and gentlemen.......we have a winner!!!!


It's what has always worked for me.

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Sat 01/07/12 01:07 PM

Sometimes we just want to be held afterwards....


laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 01/07/12 01:11 PM


This thread is for secrets that only women are allowed to know.

How do you get a man to do what you want?


Have a vagina.



Okay, so I need a closet built onto my bedroom and I meet this single guy who is able to do that.

What do I do? Go up to him and ask him if he will do it in exchange for ... use of my vagina?

He would probably start pimping me out to get the money. laugh laugh

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Sat 01/07/12 01:20 PM
Men pretty much have two basic needs. Fill them both and they are remarkably easy to get along with. Of course I'm talking about guys worth being with. There are guys who have needs such as hitting, drugs, extra women, etc. but I don't count them.

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Sat 01/07/12 01:21 PM



This thread is for secrets that only women are allowed to know.

How do you get a man to do what you want?


Have a vagina.



Okay, so I need a closet built onto my bedroom and I meet this single guy who is able to do that.

What do I do? Go up to him and ask him if he will do it in exchange for ... use of my vagina?

He would probably start pimping me out to get the money. laugh laugh



Just tempt him with the idea of paying back his services with your vagina.
rofl

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Sat 01/07/12 01:22 PM



This thread is for secrets that only women are allowed to know.

How do you get a man to do what you want?


Have a vagina.



Okay, so I need a closet built onto my bedroom and I meet this single guy who is able to do that.

What do I do? Go up to him and ask him if he will do it in exchange for ... use of my vagina?

He would probably start pimping me out to get the money. laugh laugh


I would just ask if she is using her vagina for anything important for the next few minutes.

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Sat 01/07/12 01:23 PM

Men pretty much have two basic needs. Fill them both and they are remarkably easy to get along with. Of course I'm talking about guys worth being with. There are guys who have needs such as hitting, drugs, extra women, etc. but I don't count them.


Would that be sex and food?

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Sat 01/07/12 01:26 PM


Men pretty much have two basic needs. Fill them both and they are remarkably easy to get along with. Of course I'm talking about guys worth being with. There are guys who have needs such as hitting, drugs, extra women, etc. but I don't count them.


Would that be sex and food?


Yes. Those are the basic. Then there are minor variations such as sports, friends or whatever. Theyre not nearly as complicated as we women are. I actually feel sorry for them having to be in relationships with us sometimes.

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