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Topic: For Women only....
paul1217's photo
Sat 01/07/12 09:01 PM


Ok......since NO man has asked this question yet.........
I'll be the crash test dummy.........
So What, Exactly would you like me to Do......for you???
Maybe if I know this.....it'll be easier for me to assess what I would require in.....return!!!



I will answer that question with another question.

What would you LIKE to do for me to put a smile on my face, make me think of you always and to be happy?


Sorry but I can't answer that question here. You will have to ask that question in a forum a little further down the list.laugh :wink: pitchfork

justme659's photo
Sat 01/07/12 09:08 PM



Ok......since NO man has asked this question yet.........
I'll be the crash test dummy.........
So What, Exactly would you like me to Do......for you???
Maybe if I know this.....it'll be easier for me to assess what I would require in.....return!!!



I will answer that question with another question.

What would you LIKE to do for me to put a smile on my face, make me think of you always and to be happy?


Sorry but I can't answer that question here. You will have to ask that question in a forum a little further down the list.laugh :wink: pitchfork


Would that be in the cooking forum or the arts and crafts forum?

paul1217's photo
Sat 01/07/12 09:12 PM




Ok......since NO man has asked this question yet.........
I'll be the crash test dummy.........
So What, Exactly would you like me to Do......for you???
Maybe if I know this.....it'll be easier for me to assess what I would require in.....return!!!



I will answer that question with another question.

What would you LIKE to do for me to put a smile on my face, make me think of you always and to be happy?


Sorry but I can't answer that question here. You will have to ask that question in a forum a little further down the list.laugh :wink: pitchfork


Would that be in the cooking forum or the arts and crafts forum?


Definitely in the Cooking Forum, although Arts and Crafts can be fun too!:banana: :banana: :thumbsup:

Shy_Emo_chick's photo
Sun 01/08/12 05:59 AM



How do you get a man to do what you want?



Stare deep into his eyes for a whole minute, while wearing a naughty smile at the same time. Does it work? I'm not telling. You're gonna have to try that yourself to find out. rofl

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Sun 01/08/12 06:02 PM


OK. This is a real response. I recently found that if you describe your plan to fix something - a man will volunteer to do it after he makes several unflattering remarks about the original plan. (just fyi - apparently fixing furniture with a sheetrock patch is not good - who knew?)


We also think that ANY other mans plan for fixing anything is the dumbest thing we've ever heard! It's not our best trait...


Totally true!

But don't get me wrong, I have my own tools and have always fixed things around the house, although using alternative methods to what some find acceptable. Personally, I consider myself innovative bigsmile

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Sun 01/08/12 07:46 PM


HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE -- FOR WOMEN ONLY.

If you are young and attractive, all you have to do is look helpless. It helps if you are wearing a skirt or shorts.


When you get to be past 40 years old, you better have AA. They will come and change your tire.

The last resort is to actually learn how to do it yourself.


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Sun 01/08/12 07:52 PM



HOW TO CHANGE A TIRE -- FOR WOMEN ONLY.

If you are young and attractive, all you have to do is look helpless. It helps if you are wearing a skirt or shorts.


When you get to be past 40 years old, you better have AA. They will come and change your tire.

The last resort is to actually learn how to do it yourself.



Really, Jeannie, no AA required. Honestly, pull out the jack, tire iron and spare....by the time you are done with that someone will have already pulled over to help you change it. No man likes to see females struggle on the side of the rode no matter your age. Even if, you are capable.:wink:

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Sun 01/08/12 07:54 PM




OK. This is a real response. I recently found that if you describe your plan to fix something - a man will volunteer to do it after he makes several unflattering remarks about the original plan. (just fyi - apparently fixing furniture with a sheetrock patch is not good - who knew?)

Nah, they just get pissed because they figure out, I do know what I am doing. I don't play damsel in distress well.
laugh :thumbsup:

there are times when I also find that true- and there are times when I just like having one of the buggers nearsmitten


Dudinit just peeve you when a guy comes and tries to take over your projects....and when you wont let em and send em away they pout???


they are cute when they pout, but before they pout, if they have a few good ideas I'll run with 'em

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Sun 01/08/12 07:56 PM




How do you get a man to do what you want?



Stare deep into his eyes for a whole minute, while wearing a naughty smile at the same time. Does it work? I'm not telling. You're gonna have to try that yourself to find out. rofl
pitchfork haha

man r easy - I already know it workslaugh devil

jaded72's photo
Sun 01/08/12 09:08 PM


How do you get a man to do what you want?


Pretend I don't know how to do it myself :wink: They are such great problem solvers! bigsmile

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Sun 01/08/12 09:10 PM
Edited by Jeanniebean on Sun 01/08/12 09:10 PM



How do you get a man to do what you want?


Pretend I don't know how to do it myself :wink: They are such great problem solvers! bigsmile


That's how men get women to cook for them.:wink: laugh laugh

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Mon 01/09/12 03:59 AM
This is good to know lady's carry on. we well crack the code. oops

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Mon 01/09/12 09:12 AM
"Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

sad

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