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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 9
metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 03/21/12 04:54 PM
Witch Doctor Metal Maybe not ALL fun and games!!!

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 03/22/12 04:50 AM
Thank goodness SOMEONE is taking care of the serious business while the rest of us dance, drink jello shots and take "long romantic walks on the beach..." (WAIT! Who's profile is THAT???)

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/22/12 05:25 AM
Thank goodness SOMEONE is taking care of the serious business while the rest of us dance, drink jello shots and take "long romantic walks on the beach..." (WAIT! Who's profile is THAT???) I wanna know what's in the jar???

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/22/12 07:20 AM
Thank goodness SOMEONE is taking care of the serious business while the rest of us dance, drink jello shots and take "long romantic walks on the beach..." (WAIT! Who's profile is THAT???) I wanna know what's in the jar??? Looks yummy doesn't it?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/22/12 09:30 AM
Thank goodness SOMEONE is taking care of the serious business while the rest of us dance, drink jello shots and take "long romantic walks on the beach..." (WAIT! Who's profile is THAT???) I wanna know what's in the jar??? Looks yummy doesn't it? Not exactly....it looks kinda ominous!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/22/12 10:52 AM
Thank goodness SOMEONE is taking care of the serious business while the rest of us dance, drink jello shots and take "long romantic walks on the beach..." (WAIT! Who's profile is THAT???) I wanna know what's in the jar??? Looks yummy doesn't it? Not exactly....it looks kinda ominous!! Like a big juicy raw oyster?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/22/12 02:00 PM
Thank goodness SOMEONE is taking care of the serious business while the rest of us dance, drink jello shots and take "long romantic walks on the beach..." (WAIT! Who's profile is THAT???) I wanna know what's in the jar??? Looks yummy doesn't it? Not exactly....it looks kinda ominous!! Like a big juicy raw oyster? YUCK!!!!!!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/22/12 04:45 PM
Thank goodness SOMEONE is taking care of the serious business while the rest of us dance, drink jello shots and take "long romantic walks on the beach..." (WAIT! Who's profile is THAT???) I wanna know what's in the jar??? Looks yummy doesn't it? Not exactly....it looks kinda ominous!! Like a big juicy raw oyster? YUCK!!!!!!! Do you like raw oysters with your fish and grits?

galendgirl Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728	Thu 03/22/12 06:02 PM
Do you like raw oysters with your fish and grits? I found a yummy sounding shrimp and grits recipe today! I might make it for dinner tomorrow... Who wants a bite?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/22/12 06:09 PM
Do you like raw oysters with your fish and grits? I found a yummy sounding shrimp and grits recipe today! I might make it for dinner tomorrow... Who wants a bite? I do!!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sat 03/24/12 09:55 AM
Hot Lips has a hunger. Tired of the grief given to her by her friends for torching man after man, she sets out across the Texas desert for places to hunt. She sets up shop with pretty rocks and sparkling colors that may get their attention. "Howdy miss!" says the strapping cowboy. Hot Lips eyes her prey... Big, strong, and wearing a fancy belt buckle, ... "Could you help me lift this heavy box of rocks?" (Eyelashes go bat, bat, bat.) The box of rocks gets lifted and Hot Lips rubs gently against him in a false maneuver to "help" him with the box. The top two buttons of her blouse open. The hook is taken. "Kin I buy you a cup of coffee?" he asks bashfully.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sun 03/25/12 05:50 PM
Hot Lips has a hunger. Tired of the grief given to her by her friends for torching man after man, she sets out across the Texas desert for places to hunt. She sets up shop with pretty rocks and sparkling colors that may get their attention. "Howdy miss!" says the strapping cowboy. Hot Lips eyes her prey... Big, strong, and wearing a fancy belt buckle, ... "Could you help me lift this heavy box of rocks?" (Eyelashes go bat, bat, bat.) The box of rocks gets lifted and Hot Lips rubs gently against him in a false maneuver to "help" him with the box. The top two buttons of her blouse open. The hook is taken. "Kin I buy you a cup of coffee?" he asks bashfully.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Sun 03/25/12 06:32 PM Edited by metalwing on Sun 03/25/12 06:33 PM
The small diner seems even smaller to the cowboy. He can't seem to put his finger on the buzz of attractiveness the cute lady is producing. He is also at a loss for words ... "How's yore coffee?" he struggles out. "I can make better." she replies. "Want me to make you a cup? His smile becomes that of sunrise as his face becomes redder than the setting sun. "Shore"

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 03/26/12 06:23 AM
The small diner seems even smaller to the cowboy. He can't seem to put his finger on the buzz of attractiveness the cute lady is producing. He is also at a loss for words ... "How's yore coffee?" he struggles out. "I can make better." she replies. "Want me to make you a cup? His smile becomes that of sunrise as his face becomes redder than the setting sun. "Shore"

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 03/26/12 06:52 AM
"You like mules? Ah never met a perty girl who liked mules before."

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Mon 03/26/12 06:25 PM
"You like mules? Ah never met a perty girl who liked mules before." I LOVE the 4 legged mules!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Mon 03/26/12 07:06 PM
The cowboy smiles. This gal is FUN. He knows he needs a snappy comeback! "Some folks call me a mule!!!" he smiles.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 03/27/12 06:37 AM
The cowboy smiles. This gal is FUN. He knows he needs a snappy comeback! "Some folks call me a mule!!!" he smiles. Mule headed men are my downfall...

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 03/27/12 10:41 AM
The cowboy, rapidly running out of snappy repartee, decides it is time to take a new tack! "Wanna see my imitation of a donkey?" he smiles.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 03/27/12 12:29 PM
The cowboy, rapidly running out of snappy repartee, decides it is time to take a new tack! "Wanna see my imitation of a donkey?" he smiles. Can we just go straight to the coffee?