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Topic: Stranded on a Desert Island - part 9
metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 03/27/12 12:46 PM
The cowboy, rapidly running out of snappy repartee, decides it is time to take a new tack! "Wanna see my imitation of a donkey?" he smiles. Can we just go straight to the coffee? Hot Lips, familiar with donkeys and their behaviors, is a little suspicious of this line of discussion. "Donkeys are famous for various things!" she thinks to herself. But curiosity carries the day and she replies, "OK! Show me your donkey act!" The cowboy walks over and sits down.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 03/27/12 04:50 PM
The cowboy, rapidly running out of snappy repartee, decides it is time to take a new tack! "Wanna see my imitation of a donkey?" he smiles. Can we just go straight to the coffee? Hot Lips, familiar with donkeys and their behaviors, is a little suspicious of this line of discussion. "Donkeys are famous for various things!" she thinks to herself. But curiosity carries the day and she replies, "OK! Show me your donkey act!" The cowboy walks over and sits down. No woman that ever lived close to the border would put up with a donkey act!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Tue 03/27/12 05:38 PM
The cowboy, rapidly running out of snappy repartee, decides it is time to take a new tack! "Wanna see my imitation of a donkey?" he smiles. Can we just go straight to the coffee? Hot Lips, familiar with donkeys and their behaviors, is a little suspicious of this line of discussion. "Donkeys are famous for various things!" she thinks to herself. But curiosity carries the day and she replies, "OK! Show me your donkey act!" The cowboy walks over and sits down. No woman that ever lived close to the border would put up with a donkey act!! True! But have you ever had a donkey sit down?

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 03/27/12 05:40 PM
I betcha this winds up as donkey with grits.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 03/27/12 06:03 PM
The cowboy, rapidly running out of snappy repartee, decides it is time to take a new tack! "Wanna see my imitation of a donkey?" he smiles. Can we just go straight to the coffee? Hot Lips, familiar with donkeys and their behaviors, is a little suspicious of this line of discussion. "Donkeys are famous for various things!" she thinks to herself. But curiosity carries the day and she replies, "OK! Show me your donkey act!" The cowboy walks over and sits down. As a matter of fact ....yes..a real donkey. No woman that ever lived close to the border would put up with a donkey act!! True! But have you ever had a donkey sit down?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Tue 03/27/12 06:03 PM
I betcha this winds up as donkey with grits. God I hope not!!

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 03/28/12 04:34 AM
The sitting cowboy gazes fondly at Hot Lips. Hot Lips gazes back wondering what is on the cowboy's mind. (silence) "Git it?" quips the cowboy. "Git what?" Hot Lips wonders if the cowboy fell on his head. "I sat down like a donkey!"

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 03/28/12 05:37 AM
Uh huh....Hot Lips smiles at him and say...your Dad was a fence post too wasn't he? You must be just like him! How dumb can you get ? she thought

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 03/28/12 07:32 AM
Faster than thought the cowboy reaches up and pulls Hot Lips into his lap and plants a big cowboy kiss on those hot lips. The kiss goes on for a very long time. "That's better!" she thinks.

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 03/28/12 04:23 PM
"chit "she thinks...that was a nice kiss Maybe fence posts aren't so bad.

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Wed 03/28/12 04:43 PM
Eventually .. they pull apart. "Whatcha thinking" smiles Hot Lips. "That even fence posts can corral little fillys"

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Wed 03/28/12 04:45 PM
"This dude may not be so dumb after all".

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/29/12 07:06 AM
Where are all the party animals?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/29/12 07:08 AM
Recuperating???

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/29/12 07:09 AM
Recuperating??? From what!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/29/12 07:09 AM
Recuperating??? From what! Partying?

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/29/12 07:35 AM
Recuperating??? From what! Partying? Did you get nakid?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/29/12 07:36 AM
Recuperating??? From what! Partying? Did you get nakid? Did you???

metalwing Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 26218	Thu 03/29/12 07:38 AM
Recuperating??? From what! Partying? Did you get nakid? Did you??? I wasn't invited to the party!

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Thu 03/29/12 01:44 PM
Recuperating??? From what! Partying? Did you get nakid? Did you??? I wasn't invited to the party! Neither was I.