Well, at least I'm not the only one with this problem....

LONDON (Reuters) - The biggest mystery in the universe perplexing one of the world's best known scientists is -- women.

When New Scientist magazine asked "Brief History of Time" author Stephen Hawking what he thinks about most, the Cambridge University professor renowned for unravelling some of the most complex questions in modern physics answered: "Women. They are a complete mystery."

I think he should get an award

Hasn't Sir Stephen been married like, 5 times?
He is a tryer.

He can't find a woman who understands the Higgs boson. I can totally identify with that.

You know, I read the whole article. I have never been that impressed with him. So much of his stuff is proven wrong over and over. And he's not an emotional giant. He's just not. As you have said how many psychics hags have married him for his image and then divorced? Feynman. Read Feynman and his relationships esp. about his wife who died of cancer. That was an amazing brain trust AND mature human being.

Hawking has been married "Only 2" times.

I understand the higgs boson.

I'm not impressed with him either.

At all.

What great discovery has he made?

Call Stephen, I hear he's available now.

You might not want to mention the "long walks on the beach" thing, though....

I draw the line at paraplegics.

You made me google it, looks
like you are right.
I wish he and Lex love though.

Stephen Hawking doesn't have much going for him really. That's why he tries to convince everyone he is so smart.

Top tips on women for Stephen Hawking

"Much like physicists enjoy arguing, women enjoy sex. They just don't get precisely the same kind of enjoyment from it that men do. Still perplexed? Ask the women you have sex with to talk to you about it. Or ask a woman who you are not going to have sex with, but who is sympathetic to your mystification, to explain it to you. Read a book by a woman about sex. Examine a useful diagram in an anatomy textbook. Do not watch pornography online: when it comes to understanding women's sexuality, internet pornography is about as useful as a as an arctic geography textbook is for understanding multivariate calculus".

Jean Hannah Edelstein

Pornography is specifically for men and their fantasies. A woman can tell if a man's sex life is centered around pornography. They confuse what they watch with reality and they expect real women to act like that.

Really people don't believe me but I know it to be a fact. All genius type have what I call a following of "whatever hags". I get saying that from my friends who are gay and have women followers and what they call it. You can call it groupies or whatever you want. But they very much get these women who follow them around drooling or peeing their pants over THE ICONIC IMAGE and they have not a clue what this guy is like in reality. NONE. They get with the sharp edgy writer or whatever, and guess what? That sharp and edgy writing comes from a guy in pain whose prone to dark moods and sarcasm. A lot of comedians are screwed up too. A lot of the greatness in the world comes out of pain and darkness. In reality, they are not so fun to have around or have great social skills. I was married to a programming legend. Ya he loved me more than life. I had to put up with the fact that he scribbles math equations on napkins for hours while we were eating, that he spends hours and hours and hours at the computer. To the point where I didn't feel at home unless I heard the click of the keyboard, mouse and intervals of cussing after 20 years. You want to be with the brilliants and amazings. You better be prepared. You want the nice guy who talks about feelings for hours, marry yourself somebody in a people industry such as a therapist or social worker. Otherwise, you better have girlfriends to talk to because most guys are not gonna care what you did at Shelley's baby shower. Sorry.

Fry to Hawking, "Aren't you the guy who invented gravity?"

Hawking to Fry, "Sure, why not."

No, I think he has kids.

Lex, I am scared if you would otherwise consider him an option. I was not aware of your change in positions.

It's no secret I'm looking for someone intellectual. Plus, he's been on "The Simpsons" and "Star Trek TNG" so he may have some good connections.

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