If you could change yourself in body and mind, looks and age... to be what you would consider to be perfect, what would you do?

If you were a creative spirit, and you could create or manifest the perfect body for you to inhabit what would it look like?

If you could program that body to be able to do things well naturally, what would you program yourself to be able to do?

A dumb blond with big hooters so I didn't have to work for a living.

I've always wished I could change my body. My mind however is the best part about me! I wouldn't change that for anything.

I know a lot of those, and they still have to work for a living.

Grow a third arm with a lobster claw on it.

What's wrong with your body? You look pretty good to me.

I am perfect. LOL

On real lobsters those grow back if you break them off.
You could break yours off and eat it and then grow it back.

You'd always have something to eat.

I ain't sure I understand the "If"...in "If you could be perfect".

Thanks to my psychosis...I already live the dream baby.

I would be 29 years old, have a perfect athletic body, and I would know how to ice skate like a pro, dance, do karate and kick ***, and swim like a fish.

I would have the ability to have a photographic memory but only when I chose to do it.

I would like to have the skills of the mentalist, and be able hypnotize people without them even knowing it.

If you believe it, you can be it.

SSSWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

I would be just old enough to know what I am doing...let's say 43.

I would be tall and built like a strip of jerky.

I would grow my hair out and drive a convertible to show my insecurities at getting old.

I would hide how smart I actually am behind a constant sexualy based humor.

I would be cool to the people who allow me to be cool to them.

I would be an absolute dousche to the people who got it coming.

I would be a good son.

I would be a good lover.

I would be a good friend.

........

You got my list......let's make this happen.

Id want to be the fittest me I could be, but Id want a mind with an iadetic memory so I could learn (and recall) everything that interests me,,,,

For my mind: I would add more patience, better memory, less sensitivity, greater thoughtfulness, more humility

For my body: I would have the body of Nicole Scherzinger, Jessica Biel, or Marilyn Monroe, i would have eyes like Megan Fox, and I would be 5'9"

If I could get my body to do something: swim across the Atlantic ocean

Can I change your body for you?!

If you could change yourself in body and mind, looks and age... to be what you would consider to be perfect, what would you do?

I would change my hair colour to "long", my shlong colour to "long", my body size to "tall, slim, fit and trim", my muscular strength to "colossal", my mind to "libissal" (whatever that means), my species to pegasus, and my national origin to Citizen of the United States.

If you were a creative spirit, and you could create or manifest the perfect body for you to inhabit what would it look like?

A broken-down toilet bowl plug that is begging for mercy and for someone to put it out of its mysery and out to sleep.

If you could program that body to be able to do things well naturally, what would you program yourself to be able to do?

I am an ole' skool thing, so I would wish the program to be written in Cobol or in FORTRAN. I wish to have 13 billion gigabytes, an IBM 360 platform on a Xss333 pedestal with baldachinian bed, mosquito nets, slaves blowing fanfares every time I turned around in bed, and twenty-two virgins.

I could, if I wanted to, ask for 77 virgins, but I am not greedy like them "others", I'll be happy just with 22.

Ho-ho-ho.

Some Eunuchs, too, with whom to play Monopoly, the board game, too, and to program the computer with.

I need some break-off vaginas.