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Topic: Leigh's "Steamy" Poetry Thread..Don't be shy, I'll go first!
krupa's photo
Mon 01/02/12 11:03 AM
on belhalf of this momentous occassion.... Please allow me to recite a few lyrics that remind me of the ManO that I know...........

"You give me head...

it makes it worse.

I'll take a big fat splatter schitt right in your purse"

"I'm too drunk to f****. I'm too drunk to f***. I'm too drunk too drunk, too drunk too drunk too f***"...YEOWWWWWWWW

Makes me happy to be a part of this romance.

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Mon 01/02/12 11:12 AM

They all want to be loved for their minds
or so they say.

Not for the looks, religion or money.

And so I do and then when I am
not impressed with their
physique or pocket book,

They react really funny.

I respect them for their
opinions and their
manly rationale.

I stand by their decisions,
career choices...........

Oh what the h*ll.....

What I am trying to say
is that while they want
all those thing from me.......

At the end of the day,
they want to to feel
like they have rocked
my world not only
emotionally,

BUT PHYSICALLY AND
SEXUALLY....

Or they can't just let
it be...............

So few I feel all
those ways about....

The few I do,
Don't have a clue.

Maybe you are reading this,

YA I AM REFERRING TO YOU!!


This is awesome Terri!!!! I love it!!:heart: :heart: :heart:

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Mon 01/02/12 11:13 AM

on belhalf of this momentous occassion.... Please allow me to recite a few lyrics that remind me of the ManO that I know...........

"You give me head...

it makes it worse.

I'll take a big fat splatter schitt right in your purse"

"I'm too drunk to f****. I'm too drunk to f***. I'm too drunk too drunk, too drunk too drunk too f***"...YEOWWWWWWWW

Makes me happy to be a part of this romance.


Soulfie is such a lucky woman!!...Almost as lucky as you darlin!!:wink:

teadipper's photo
Tue 01/03/12 05:00 AM
Edited by teadipper on Tue 01/03/12 05:01 AM
"Nice rack!!" he said.
"Don't you feel degraded?" she said.

"No, I am 41
and braless in
that pic.

I'll take it".

"Men are pigs.
Men are dogs.
He's demoralizing
you....." she said.

"He's a guy.
They are front
and center.
He just commented".

"You are putting
back the
women's right
movement 40 years..." she said.

"You just have
understand of
human nature....."

"You should not
allow yourself
to be seen as
a sex object". she said.

"Heck men and women
make sex objects out of everything.
I know people who think kinky
things about cucumbers and
bananas while I merely think
'lunch'".

"Well you shouldn't
tolerate it it,
it's insulting to
all women....." she said.

"I see why you have
so few friends........."

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Tue 01/03/12 05:29 AM
When I'm in love, I absolutely want my man to see me as a sex object (among other things of course)...I want to be seen as the ONLY sex object he is interested in! Who ever said sex, lust, "steam" put women's rights back forty years is a damn fool....Women have been running things since the beginning of time! Yep, it's the truth....



"The Auctioneer"


Going once! Going twice!! Sold!!!

He slams the gavel!

I jump, don't unravel!

Sold my body once again.

They bid high,

such awful men!

teadipper's photo
Tue 01/03/12 05:53 AM
Edited by teadipper on Tue 01/03/12 05:54 AM
Typical conversation with a guy friend's girl

"He doesn't love me. He loves you more".

"No, I am like his sister.
He is madly in love with you.."

"He won't say it......."

"You know Tammy cheated on him and
and emptied his checking account
for five years and she said it
all the time until it had no meaning......

Besides he shows you through
his actions that's more important....."

"LIKE WHAT????"

"He walks Muffy Tuffy at 4 AM
When he wakes you up because
he has to pee..........

He brings you home lunch
at least twice a week.....

He changed your oil, topped
off your gas, and got a #3
car wash on your car........

He always gets up in the night
during sub freezing temps to
up the thermostat.....

He just painted your
bathroom pink......"

"He calls him an expensive rat,
He's trying to make me fat,
AND HE SHOULD DO THOSE OTHER
THINGS!!"

DEEP BREATHE

I swear allegiance to my guy friend
My loyalties in this situation
are to him.
The name of friendship over all.
I will not betray his confidences.

What I know:

He calls Muffy "Spike" when
he walks him. He feels bad
the dog has a dumb name.

He loves that dog. It bite
her ex when he went tor raise
a hand to her.

He's ex-military. He thinks
food is necessary for
mental well being.
He thinks she lost too
much weight to be healthy.

He was on his way to get
beer on Sunday for the ball
game and notices she hadn't
changed the oil in 10K miles.

He was concerned and just
did it for her. He noticed
she was driving on less than
a quarter tank that makes
him nervous. And the windows
were dirty, he didn't want
her to be blinded in the sun.

He is the biggest cold weenie
in the universe.

AND one time he had the
stomach flu really really
bad and no one to help him
and all he had was
Pepto-bismal which he
kept taking and throwing up
repeatedly.
He now hates pink because
of that.

Back to her...

"I'll talk to him....."

Call him......

"Dave, just tell her that you love her
even if it's an email or Hallmark card".

"You know I don't even say
that to my sister....."

"Ya I know but you will lose
her if you don't. Choke on
your own vomit when you
say it but you have to say it........."


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Tue 01/03/12 08:09 AM
^ I think that's typical for a lot of relationships.

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Tue 01/03/12 09:01 AM

^ I think that's typical for a lot of relationships.


Some maybe, but for sure not all....:heart:

teadipper's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:00 AM


^ I think that's typical for a lot of relationships.


Some maybe, but for sure not all....:heart:


Leigh,

Sometimes I think you and I are among the few that got the memo at work saying how guys express genuine love.......

TL

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Tue 01/03/12 10:30 AM



^ I think that's typical for a lot of relationships.


Some maybe, but for sure not all....:heart:


Leigh,

Sometimes I think you and I are among the few that got the memo at work saying how guys express genuine love.......

TL


I love the way men think...Beginning with my father, followed by two outrageously good brothers, and now my young "man" grandson....They always make me feel good about being a woman....smitten

teadipper's photo
Tue 01/03/12 10:32 AM




^ I think that's typical for a lot of relationships.


Some maybe, but for sure not all....:heart:


Leigh,

Sometimes I think you and I are among the few that got the memo at work saying how guys express genuine love.......

TL


I love the way men think...Beginning with my father, followed by two outrageously good brothers, and now my young "man" grandson....They always make me feel good about being a woman....smitten


I love Gigi and you make me want to break into "I enjoy being a girl"

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Tue 01/03/12 02:22 PM

on belhalf of this momentous occassion.... Please allow me to recite a few lyrics that remind me of the ManO that I know...........

"You give me head...

it makes it worse.

I'll take a big fat splatter schitt right in your purse"

"I'm too drunk to f****. I'm too drunk to f***. I'm too drunk too drunk, too drunk too drunk too f***"...YEOWWWWWWWW

Makes me happy to be a part of this romance.
:angry:

boonedoggy61's photo
Tue 01/03/12 02:36 PM
laugh

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Tue 01/03/12 02:37 PM

laugh
:angry:

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Thu 01/05/12 02:23 AM
Please, torture me softly
Just to penetrate your innocence
Dominate my senses
Mmm, yes baby, tickle me there
Don’t turn off the lights
I want to see your screams
As I’m sure you’ll want to see
All that happens next
Just lay back
Don’t worry, I’ll find that spot
Moans, oh such sweet moans
As they run over those soft candy-red lips
Like a glass overfilled with an expensive wine
As a moist tongue leaves a trail
You better kiss me, baby
If you want to feel my love
Just close your eyes
Because I’ll lead the way
I’ll make you call for God
Squirming beneath the moon
So, just lay back sweetheart
Get ready to arch that back
I hope you don’t work tomorrow
Because tonight you’re all mine
And you’ll be lucky if you can walk

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Thu 01/05/12 06:31 AM

Please, torture me softly
Just to penetrate your innocence
Dominate my senses
Mmm, yes baby, tickle me there
Don’t turn off the lights
I want to see your screams
As I’m sure you’ll want to see
All that happens next
Just lay back
Don’t worry, I’ll find that spot
Moans, oh such sweet moans
As they run over those soft candy-red lips
Like a glass overfilled with an expensive wine
As a moist tongue leaves a trail
You better kiss me, baby
If you want to feel my love
Just close your eyes
Because I’ll lead the way
I’ll make you call for God
Squirming beneath the moon
So, just lay back sweetheart
Get ready to arch that back
I hope you don’t work tomorrow
Because tonight you’re all mine
And you’ll be lucky if you can walk



This does not qualify for "Steamy"...it's way too HOT!!!!!!flowers

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Thu 01/05/12 06:39 AM

In the Darkest hour,
you feel my power.
Sucking on your skin,
within lustful play, we sin.
Animal behavior, thats your pleasure.
Naked and bare,
Truth and dare.
Fingers tracing, hearts racing.
Every rhythmic motion,
entangled in our contortion.
Your warmth so enticing,
each scratching grip, so inviting.
Loving the animals, we set free.
Deep within our souls, you and me.....:heart:


This might be my favorite...hard to pick just one though!:wink:

Terry, you are steaming up the windows again!!:heart: flowerforyou :heart:

no photo
Thu 01/05/12 05:09 PM


In the Darkest hour,
you feel my power.
Sucking on your skin,
within lustful play, we sin.
Animal behavior, thats your pleasure.
Naked and bare,
Truth and dare.
Fingers tracing, hearts racing.
Every rhythmic motion,
entangled in our contortion.
Your warmth so enticing,
each scratching grip, so inviting.
Loving the animals, we set free.
Deep within our souls, you and me.....:heart:


This might be my favorite...hard to pick just one though!:wink:

Terry, you are steaming up the windows again!!:heart: flowerforyou :heart:
I must write one,,with a passion,,,not well known,,:wink:
I think I'll call it,,,,,,,,YOU....laugh drinker bigsmile

Sin_and_Sorrow's photo
Thu 01/05/12 05:16 PM



This does not qualify for "Steamy"...it's way too HOT!!!!!!flowers


Sorry.. :(

Won't let me remove it. :O

no photo
Thu 01/05/12 05:17 PM



In the Darkest hour,
you feel my power.
Sucking on your skin,
within lustful play, we sin.
Animal behavior, thats your pleasure.
Naked and bare,
Truth and dare.
Fingers tracing, hearts racing.
Every rhythmic motion,
entangled in our contortion.
Your warmth so enticing,
each scratching grip, so inviting.
Loving the animals, we set free.
Deep within our souls, you and me.....:heart:


This might be my favorite...hard to pick just one though!:wink:

Terry, you are steaming up the windows again!!:heart: flowerforyou :heart:
I must write one,,with a passion,,,not well known,,:wink:
I think I'll call it,,,,,,,,YOU....laugh drinker bigsmile


Tomorrow morning I am posting some steam so stay tuned!!bigsmile

Stay safe and keep both hands on the wheel!!!flowerforyou

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