Instead of nudges, I wish they had the option to send cyber blow jobs. Then if they complain you can say, "Hey I gave you a blow job what more do you want? Geeze! Now leave me alone."

Have you ever wanted to send someone a cactus? Here. Catch.

If they really want to get my attention, they should send me some fudge.

I want some Belgium Chocolate truffles.

Or send me some money.

If the same person has viewed my profile more than twice...If I’m in the mood, I normally send an email saying “You’ve viewed my profile more than twice now. Is this what the onset of dementia looks like”?

I ignore and delete nudges

LOL

That's why I look at some profiles more than once.

I'm thinking:

Who is that guy again? ..

I view a profile more than once as well if I can't remember what it said or where he lived. I only do the 'dementia' thing if I'm feeling a bit mischievous.

Just recently, I viewed someone that had viewed me simply because of a beautiful tatt he had on his arm. As he would have seen that I viewed him (just as I had), I sent him a msg saying how much I loved his tatt. He responded and the msgs died a natural death.

Another guy that viewed me, I viewed him back because I liked his snowy peaked, mountain backdrop in his picture, so I sent him an email saying so and saying that he had a nice dog – no mention of him - he replied asking if there was anything else that I liked...I sent a replying saying that I already mentioned that I liked the scenery... Never heard from him again....don’t think it had much to do with the fact that he lived in Austria either

the nudges are dumm

guys should have a little more adult - type courage on here

Some of us have no idea what that means.

Lex is different, and different is good

Please send me nudges!!

music please

You see, I need all the lovin I can get. I don't care if your asking for money, scamming me out of my possessions. I don't quite know how to say it, but I'm starved for your attention and I know that the only reason you are nudging me is because you really deep down inside care about my soft tender loving heart. I also need your spams. Having you hit me up for promos or to lead me into your sex sites are what I live for. I realize your looking out for my well being. And for you young chick-a-dees, yes I am very interested in your mature claims of how you can make me happy. And keep those pics coming as I look at everyone.

If you find it too impersonal to reach me here why don't you try my new website (lonelyforubabyfrommingleguy.com) and we can start our online romance.

end music

ok

hey, you kicked me

hope you get your foot stuck

oh, maybe not

First things first...

Lex, can you honestly blame them for wanting to try to get in your pants? That raw manlytude is a force of nature and getting hit on is part of the package.

Secondly, you gots da power to get that retarded nudge thing eliminated. Do it at night when everyone is asleep, I doubt anyone would complain.

As far as the Yahoo scammers, just tell them,... "I will Yahoo you after you send me $20 so I will know that you are for real"

Like the pic Lex!

I guess I just don't see it!! I'm just a normal guy in a very boring state (Indianastan) and I wrote a few books....not really exciting or anything, just maybe slightly out of the ordinary....!



That is a good idea and I will have to see if I can bribe Mark and Charles on that one. I don't know if it will work, though; they shot me down when I asked for a separate server for my profile. They said my profile was already long enough and that they needed the money to buy the Dodgers or something.



That is also a good idea. If I get enough twenty-dollar bills, I can use them to bribe Mark and Charles.

Thank you, it only took me 4 1/2 hours of putzing around on Picasa to make it presentable!

I never would have realized that my being ugly was such a hugely valuable asset.

You guys made me feel soooooo good. You, who complain of nudges, and carry grudges. And who don`t give a fudge about those who get no nudgents or nuggets or rugged huggers, or ranger drangets, or ragged punchers, or triggered banjers.

Somebody please please come over and time me to a pole and gag me.

(Banjer -- banjo player.)