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I would tell them I had diarrhea for the last 12 hours and if I dont get to a bathroom fast....its gonna get messy!!!
Also, for the woman cops, I would hold out for one that is a dyke!!! |
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lol I love this subject, I have became friends with all cops for just be pulled over.... like once we "borrowed" some street signs and got busted just start a conversation about how you want to become one and ask how it is in the acadamy and such... trust me it works or if your female act like you don't know what a regristration is or anything and then they'll just think your a diva and let you go......... its a proven system ask my friends we all be let off the hook many many many times
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eat the whole bag of weed--
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yeah eat it... or eat the white bag, then eat some mayo to throw it up!!!!
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I found just admitting I was doing somwthing wrong gets me out of a ticket every damn time. but then again I've been pulled over twice ever. god I sound like such a goody goody
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