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  NURJOICE,,,,SURE,,,"THAT" works for YOU,,,,,
WHEN I TRIED "THAT, they arrested me for trying to impersonate a NURSE,,,,lol,,,lol,,,lol
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if you say you are pregnant and you think you are in labor..they do have to leave you at the hospital..we had several come in not even pregnant, but they have no choice.
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lol@IAM4U
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WELL when I tried to tell them I was pregnant they locked me up in there padded cell....lol..lol
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Oh I know joyce....I was referring to a time years ago when I was stopped for speeding and my daughter freaked out because she didn't have her seat belt on, then told me to tell the cop I was pregnant...which he clearly could see I wasn't....then I aksed her why she said that....she told me, it works on the "Flintstones". Like I said ya just had to be there. I got off with an warning anyway.
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A WARNING for NOT being PREGNANT???,,,LOL,,,LOL
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It's a darn shame isn't it iam
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lol
being a woman has great advantages 
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YES,,,,,,YOU LADIES DO,,,,,but WE don't have to shave our legs every day and spend an hour and ahalf fixing our make-up,,,,,lol,,,lol
OH,,,,and OMG,,,,our HAIR,,,,lol
And yes SWEETK,,,he must have been a baby cop,,,lol,,lol |
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hell, joyce....then I WILL get arrested!..
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no but you have to wait the hour and a half while we do it
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Yep batting my eyelashes always seems to work for me!!!!!!!!!!
Unless it's a female cop!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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if i got stopped i dont think i would have enouph time to shave my legs and put on a mini skurt!!
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Drop it in low and go like hell..
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My last ticket was from a female cop,,,OHIO,,state trooper and SHE,,,,was like 6'5 and boldly NOT a nice lady,,,lol she was NOT going to and didn't give me just a warning,,,,,,
MAYBE I should have rolled a towel up and stuck it down the front of my jeans,,,lol,,lol,,lol
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Say the seven words that will get you out of any ticket:
"May I look in my glove box?" This is some kind of code for law inforcement It also helps you avoid being shot while reaching for your insaurance card 
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7 WORDS "What did you pull me over for"
 
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Claiming diplomatic immunity does not help, unless you actually Have it. Must be some kind of loophole.
Strapping a bomb to yourself does not work. Pretending to be a macaw does not work.... |
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lol@lex
OMG.... well i get stopped all the time...like speeding |
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