Dear luvtorockanrollerby;

When I was a kid I wanted Santa to bring me a Red Rider BB gun.

But all he every brung me was wool socks and flannel underwear.

Now that I'm grown up all he brings me is Malox and Metamucil.

What should I do to get better focking swag from the old guy?

He said, "a dollar two ninety eight".

Online LIVE with one of my favorite callers..Mowtown..

First





Im sorry,

thats just REALLY FUNNY!!

Ok,

let me compose myself,
























later, cause right now all I can do is

Ok, I think ive got it all out now

I suggest that you

no really, I can do this, eventually

Ok,

Ahemmm,

I would suggest that you kidnap his reindeer, the red nosed one included.

Then tell that fat, jolly, old, bearded, stingy, basnastard, that unless he, wants you, eating reindeer for the next month, or more,

he had better bring you, some "better focking swag!" this year!!.

Thanks for your call Mo.....always a pleasure........................




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Online LIVE with MIkey...thanks for the call.....

One word, God.

He will give you strength, when you feel helpless. He will give you energy, when you feel weak, he will give you love when all you feel is sadness, and most of all, if you trust your life in the hands of the Lord, he will bring you healing.

I would not be alive today, if not for God. I honestly, truely believe that.

And remember this. Let me be a shining beacon, that no matter what they say, you can beat this. I was never suppose to survive. My cancer was at stage 3 out of 4 when it was finally found, and had spread through my entire lymphoitc system. They gave me a 50/50 chance to live, a coin flip, but I did, because like I told them, "Ill die when im damn good and ready to die, and im not ready, ive only just begun my clean, new, and heavenly life". They told me, by that statement alone...I would probably beat the odds and live, and I did. Stay focused on healing, take an active part in your treatment, and never be afraid to ask questions about everything that is being done to you, and if you dont feel good about a treatment, you DONT HAVE to do it. Its YOUR life, its your BODY, its YOUR treatment, and its YOUR life. Never lose grasp of that, ever.

And if all else fails, find ways to laugh at it. Like I did after my mastectomy, and I told the doctors the security in the hospital sucked, because while I was sleeping someone stole my right breast, and got away with it. I also drew happy faces on the back of my bald head, and got into crazy fashions and blue wigs, to try to make it more fun.

It different for everyone Mikey. You may not even get sick, but you will be tired, so learn to rest your body, and reserve your strength, while at the same time, continuing to live your life. Doing the things you love to do, and eating healthy and exercise is very important.

And my final word of advice is....NEVER SAY NEVER! I IDONT CARE WHAT THEY TELL YOU, MIRACLES HAPPEN ALL THE TIME. I never once believed from the first day they told me how grim it was, that I was going to die, because I would not allow it to happen. NO WAY! Fight for your life Mikey, with all youve got, and take care of your body, and stay informed about your treatment, and if necessary, change doctors, till you find the one that sits comfortably in YOUR heart, and let God be your guiding light. With all that said, if it is done by you, I honestly and truly believe, you will be just fine!

I hope this helped. I can only talk from my exerience. I will keep you in my heart, and in my daily prayers....

and above all Mikey...KNOW THAT YOU WILL BE FINE! KNOW IT IN YOUR HEART, AND NEVER DOUBT THAT YOU WILL PULL THROUGH, and you know what? YOu probably will.

I love you, forever
Roberta

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U are such a precious soul!!!I know I will beat what ever comes down the pike and kick its a***!!!!!Its hard not to be scared and angry but I guess thats part of the deal!!! Bless U roberta and know I will ALWAYS love U and admire U for who and what U are!!!!

And one more thing Mike....take all of these ((((( Mikey ))))) you can get you hands on...Hugs, hugs , and more hugs....Hang in there!.......Luv you!

Dear Luv2rocknroll,

what should i do to make my little sis happy on this christmas? I mean what kinda gift makes a girl happy? I dunno bout girly stuff. Its been 2 months since i stepped in my home. So, I thought i should buy some bright christmas presents for family. Mom's gift is done. Daddy doesnt accepts gift from me. So tell me what should be the ultimate christmas gift for sis? At first i thought bout a box of chocolates. Haha but that doesnt fit for a teen. Ok how about a hoodie? Umm...

I'd think that the best thing for a teenage girl would be a teenage boy.

or a dirty old man

I..... I think i got it. She just turned 18.

You have the Lord by your side Mikey. Just keep remembering that, when you feel scared, and angry.

If I didnt trust God to have my back, I would be terrified of re-occurence,(its highly likely in my type of cancer, and how much it spread through my body) but im not.I HAVE TO KNOW, the lord, has me covered. I HAVE to have faith in that!!

Thank you for your kind words Mikey. You know how much I love you, and that is unending. I am always here for you, and I also love YOU, for who YOU, are.

Your not going anywhere buddy. Who else would be my "perv partner" without you????

Lets go perv some profiles now, o.k?

ABSOLUTELY!

Hugs Rock!

But Mikey does prefere "Jugs" over "hugs" anyday!

LIVE and ONLINE with Ash....thanks for the call..............

First of all,

dont listen to Gearhead, or Turtle! Geez!

Besides, its MY show, NOT HIS!

But he refuses to stop answering questions, and has managed to elude my security guards, for quite a while now???



Im actually going to try to give you a SERIOUS answer to this question....because I see you are in need of a serious answer.

Well lets see,

if shes a teenager, shes too old for "Hello Kitty", although I still buy "Hello Kitty" stuff,

but I am very immature, for my age.

I like the "hoodie" idea, but you have to make sure, you get one, that represents what shes into.

Example: If she likes skulls, get one with skulls on it,(I have one with skulls, very cool).

Does she like Justin Beiber, or Hanna Montana? At Walmart, I have seen both of them on hoodies.



WHAT SHE WOULD REALLY CHERISH,

would be a piece of jewelry. You can go to Walmart, or Kmart, and buy real gold or silver jewelry, for a low price. Save the receipt, in case she doesnt care for it, so that she can return it, for something she does like.

What jewelry, you say??? A charm bracelet, would be awesome, if she has pierced ears, some pretty earrings,(HER STYLE, you should kinda know what she usually wears). A pretty necklace, or even a ring(although you would need to know her size for a ring, but she could always return it for a different size).

Im still in my teens mentally, and nothing says "bomb-diggity-bomb-bomb" to me, like jewelry. You can keep it forever, and always be reminded of the person who bought it for you, whenever you look at it.

Just whatever you do, DO NOT BUY FAKE JEWELRY. It will turn green, when it gets wet, and that would be horrible!

Merry Christmas Ash to you and yours.

I hope this helps you!






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It's pretty easy to avoid them when you keep firing them and dressing them in leoretards.

see, you should of hired me....I know where he lives

Dear luv,

I have a problem. No cash for dates but time. Apparently getting a part time job...but then no time for dates but cash.

Do quickies count?