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im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things....... 
im really sorry that UJ said that to you, but he just has not been the samem, since the lobotomy! (((((( HUGS )))))) The doctor told me he'd give me cat-like reflexes. He never told me it involved swapping brains with my cat!  A cathead is the chick who's in charge of the whore house.
Does there have to be more than one whore? If not, I could be a cathead! I suppose there could be only one. *Now wondering if she's planning on pimping me out......* |
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im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things.......
im really sorry that UJ said that to you, but he just has not been the samem, since the lobotomy! (((((( HUGS )))))) The doctor told me he'd give me cat-like reflexes. He never told me it involved swapping brains with my cat! A cathead is the chick who's in charge of the whore house.
Does there have to be more than one whore? If not, I could be a cathead! I suppose there could be only one. *Now wondering if she's planning on pimping me out......* 
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im havin women probs You're on the rag? That explains a few things.......
im really sorry that UJ said that to you, but he just has not been the samem, since the lobotomy! (((((( HUGS )))))) The doctor told me he'd give me cat-like reflexes. He never told me it involved swapping brains with my cat! A cathead is the chick who's in charge of the whore house.
Does there have to be more than one whore? If not, I could be a cathead! I suppose there could be only one. *Now wondering if she's planning on pimping me out......*
Of course she wouldn't if she has me bound and gagged 24/7 just for herself.
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and online..............................
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Amen Boitchy queen there's a women whoz disturbin my thoughts. I got her number, but still dont call her cuz i feel she doesnt care who am i. Should i delete her from my memory? She lives across the line. Let me ask you some questions about her.. 1) Is she good looking? 2) Is she a good lover? 3) Does she make you feel special, and appreciated? 4) Does she have alot of money? 5) Is she blackmailing you to be with her? 6) Do you get excited when you think of talking to her. 7) Do you think about her alot? 8) Can she cook? 9) Would you, or she, consider possibly relocating, to be together? and most important... 10) Does she swallow? If you answered yes to one, or at least half of these, then you should pursue her. If you answered no to even just one of these, kick her to the curb. Your Ash, "The Ash Man". Oh so smart, fine, sweet, lovable, caring, funny, gorgeous, sexy, kind, ect, with the most beautiful blue eyes, on the planet! You deserve all of those things Ash, DONT EVER SETTLE FOR LESS! YOU ROCK! And next caller LIVE and online......................................  1) ummm. She isnt that much good lookin but she's cute 2) yes 3) Honestly no, when were alone she always talks about her ex!!! 4) yes, her daddy has his own buisness and alot of $ in his a$$ 5) ummm she asked me out for a movie n if i said no to her, she beats me to hell. But still, she doesnt blackmail me 6) Yes. I get excited but not in sexual way 7) yes 8) No, i dont think so. She's like a baby. 4'11'' but matured enough 9) yes from me, but maybe she wanted me to be friend with benefits 10) i dont know. The time was against me. Before i her mouth could reach inbetwee my legs, ((DING)) she dissapeared in air. Thanks for your concern, boitchy queen. 
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Amen Boitchy queen there's a women whoz disturbin my thoughts. I got her number, but still dont call her cuz i feel she doesnt care who am i. Should i delete her from my memory? She lives across the line. Let me ask you some questions about her.. 1) Is she good looking? 2) Is she a good lover? 3) Does she make you feel special, and appreciated? 4) Does she have alot of money? 5) Is she blackmailing you to be with her? 6) Do you get excited when you think of talking to her. 7) Do you think about her alot? 8) Can she cook? 9) Would you, or she, consider possibly relocating, to be together? and most important... 10) Does she swallow? If you answered yes to one, or at least half of these, then you should pursue her. If you answered no to even just one of these, kick her to the curb. Your Ash, "The Ash Man". Oh so smart, fine, sweet, lovable, caring, funny, gorgeous, sexy, kind, ect, with the most beautiful blue eyes, on the planet! You deserve all of those things Ash, DONT EVER SETTLE FOR LESS! YOU ROCK! And next caller LIVE and online......................................
1) ummm. She isnt that much good lookin but she's cute 2) yes 3) Honestly no, when were alone she always talks about her ex!!! 4) yes, her daddy has his own buisness and alot of $ in his a$$ 5) ummm she asked me out for a movie n if i said no to her, she beats me to hell. But still, she doesnt blackmail me 6) Yes. I get excited but not in sexual way 7) yes 8) No, i dont think so. She's like a baby. 4'11'' but matured enough 9) yes from me, but maybe she wanted me to be friend with benefits 10) i dont know. The time was against me. Before i her mouth could reach inbetwee my legs, ((DING)) she dissapeared in air. Thanks for your concern, boitchy queen.
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Amen Boitchy queen there's a women whoz disturbin my thoughts. I got her number, but still dont call her cuz i feel she doesnt care who am i. Should i delete her from my memory? She lives across the line. Let me ask you some questions about her.. 1) Is she good looking? 2) Is she a good lover? 3) Does she make you feel special, and appreciated? 4) Does she have alot of money? 5) Is she blackmailing you to be with her? 6) Do you get excited when you think of talking to her. 7) Do you think about her alot? 8) Can she cook? 9) Would you, or she, consider possibly relocating, to be together? and most important... 10) Does she swallow? If you answered yes to one, or at least half of these, then you should pursue her. If you answered no to even just one of these, kick her to the curb. Your Ash, "The Ash Man". Oh so smart, fine, sweet, lovable, caring, funny, gorgeous, sexy, kind, ect, with the most beautiful blue eyes, on the planet! You deserve all of those things Ash, DONT EVER SETTLE FOR LESS! YOU ROCK! And next caller LIVE and online......................................
1) ummm. She isnt that much good lookin but she's cute 2) yes 3) Honestly no, when were alone she always talks about her ex!!! 4) yes, her daddy has his own buisness and alot of $ in his a$$ 5) ummm she asked me out for a movie n if i said no to her, she beats me to hell. But still, she doesnt blackmail me 6) Yes. I get excited but not in sexual way 7) yes 8) No, i dont think so. She's like a baby. 4'11'' but matured enough 9) yes from me, but maybe she wanted me to be friend with benefits 10) i dont know. The time was against me. Before i her mouth could reach inbetwee my legs, ((DING)) she dissapeared in air. Thanks for your concern, boitchy queen.
Its good that she disappeared then, cause now you dont have to give her the boot! And next caller lIVE and online.................................. |
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First time caller, but listener since the start....
I got this biotch who lots of the time would rather sleep or give her attention to forums instead of me. Of course it should be all about me, me,ME, MEE, MEEEEEE........ Do you think I should kill her and bury her in my back yard? |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 12/13/11 11:25 AM
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First time caller, but listener since the start.... I got this biotch who lots of the time would rather sleep or give her attention to forums instead of me. Of course it should be all about me, me,ME, MEE, MEEEEEE........ Do you think I should kill her and bury her in my back yard? First of all, your statement is wayyyyyyyyyyyy out there. Whats with the me, me, me, meeeeee, talk? That is a very selfish way to think. Because it is quite clear, if you stand back, and really look at the situation, and how things REALLY ARE in the world, you will see, that its not all about you, you, you, you, youuuuuuuuu! Everything in this world is all about Luv2roknrollby, Luv2roknrollby, Luv2roknrollby, Luv2roknrollbyyyyyyyy!!!!! And next caller LIVE and online........................................ |
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And im taking YOUR calls LIVE and online................................
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Dr. Dr.luv
Long time listener, rare caller. can you tell me what to do with my life? That would make growing up WAAAAYYYY easier! Thanks! -SS- |
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That's an easy one. Don't grow up!
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Dr. Dr.luv Long time listener, rare caller. can you tell me what to do with my life? That would make growing up WAAAAYYYY easier! Thanks! -SS- I would suggest marrying a rich, and very old man, who just about to kick the bucket. Make sure everything goes to you in the will. At least then, you will have enough money, to buy enough stuff to occupy your time, and not think so much about how hard it is growing up. Thank you for listening, and for your call.......taking your calls... |
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That's an easy one. Don't grow up! 
get your own show! 
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and online............................
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That's an easy one. Don't grow up!
get your own show!
But, I already do! It's just on channel 967 and everybody's clicker finger wears out before they get that high. 
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Hello, Luv2rokandrollby, this is only my second call, but, considering you've heard my voice, and know it's a deep, announcer-sounding voice, have you ever thought of having me do any commercials for this show?
And, what should I be doing with my life? |
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First time caller and listener.
Can I still tell you I love you with all my butt since it is bigger than my heart? I am butt-stricken here. |
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