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dear lady in the santa suit,
I'd like to apply for a security job. butt first I have a few questions. how much does the job pay? how many months a year vacation will I'll get? is the medical ins. better than the big oil companys? do I get full retirement after 2 years? 100% dental? 100% vision? large monthly bonuses? free weed? free ho's? free room and board? more to come later... |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Mon 12/19/11 10:05 AM
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dear lady in the santa suit, I'd like to apply for a security job. butt first I have a few questions. how much does the job pay? how many months a year vacation will I'll get? is the medical ins. better than the big oil companys? do I get full retirement after 2 years? 100% dental? 100% vision? large monthly bonuses? free weed? free ho's? free room and board? more to come later... 
And he gets pizzed, REALLY EASILY! Especially when people try to sneak in here UJGEARHEAD! |
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And taking your calls LIVE and ONLINE now..........................
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bring him on !!
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dear lady in the santa suit, I'd like to apply for a security job. butt first I have a few questions. how much does the job pay? how many months a year vacation will I'll get? is the medical ins. better than the big oil companys? do I get full retirement after 2 years? 100% dental? 100% vision? large monthly bonuses? free weed? free ho's? free room and board? more to come later...
And he gets pizzed, REALLY EASILY! Especially when people try to sneak in here UJGEARHEAD! I'd be pizzed too if I was forced to wear that...... |
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bring him on !!
Oooooooo....  A .500 Smith has been on my toy list for a while..... All of the sudden, it makes the .45 I just got look so tiny.... 
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dear lady in the santa suit, I'd like to apply for a security job. butt first I have a few questions. how much does the job pay? how many months a year vacation will I'll get? is the medical ins. better than the big oil companys? do I get full retirement after 2 years? 100% dental? 100% vision? large monthly bonuses? free weed? free ho's? free room and board? more to come later...
And he gets pizzed, REALLY EASILY! Especially when people try to sneak in here UJGEARHEAD! I'd be pizzed too if I was forced to wear that...... 
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bring him on !!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, thats right, silly me! 
You already slaughter defenseless animals, dont you? 
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bring him on !!
Now it's all starting to make sense ManO... 
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Edited by
ujGearhead
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Mon 12/19/11 10:28 AM
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bring him on !!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, thats right, silly me!
You already slaughter defenseless animals, dont you?
Sometimes it's self defense though. Like if a stinkbug tries to get you...... |
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE now..................................................
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Do you know anybody who wants to see "John Carter of Mars" with a freak of nature?
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Do you know anybody who wants to see "John Carter of Mars" with a freak of nature? Ohhhhhhhhh, seems we have lost the call. Sorry Hippie. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................................. |
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Do you know anybody who wants to see "John Carter of Mars" with a freak of nature? Ohhhhhhhhh, seems we have lost the call. Sorry Hippie. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................................. Well durn. What about the Tool concert in a couple of days? |
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Do you know anybody who wants to see "John Carter of Mars" with a freak of nature? Ohhhhhhhhh, seems we have lost the call. Sorry Hippie. And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE................................................. Well durn. What about the Tool concert in a couple of days? What time can you pick me up? I can get ready in a 1/2 hour, thats hair, shower, make up, dressed, and everything! Heres my address... Dearluv2roknrollby 9669 69th Street, Bi-polorville, CA, 69696 you can mapquest it, and ill buy the drinks! And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW.............................................................. |
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Woo hoo gotta date for Tool!
Oh wait. Dayum I think they sold out. |
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Woo hoo gotta date for Tool! Oh wait. Dayum I think they sold out. 
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And taking YOUR calls LIVE and ONLINE NOW..............................................................
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