Hi Lex

Just rolled back into town so I'm looking forward to getting caught up. Don't find a girl friend before I get a chance to read through the thread OK? Hate to find I missed out on a wedding or sometime.

Michael, believe me, that is ONE thing you don't have to worry about....! If I ever run across someone even remotely compatible, I'll probably die of shock....!

Lex, you said best when you said "coz my profile is so long".

To a literate person, it may be too long, so they abandon reading it. I am not saying, "change it, make it shorter" at all. I am just saying that to the more literaturallly challenged, any text length is too much length, therefore they go only by the photo, and that's why you get illiterate replies.

Whereas I, on the other hand, have a manageable-length profile text for a c+ kind of reader c: and therefore I never get any letters.

The upshot is you may be better looking than I, and that's all that counts in this world. Period.

Sarcasm? People use that here? No way.

well I don't think I can get away with posting on here what I call it

and that's saying something considering many of my posts are pretty bawdy...

if Lex ever gets marreid we will all die of shock

Well, I was really hoping it would weed out the non-qualifiers, or at least set a world record for length. It hasn't been particularly effective at the former, and I'm not aware of a category for the latter, so I might just be spinning my wheels here.



Wait, does that mean I like like I'm illiterate? Jeez, that's what I get for spending so much time with my ex-wife and her family. It rubbed off!





I really wouldn't mind a C+ reader if she matched up with all the other stuff. I probably shouldn't have just said that. Oh well.



I don't know, I've never really seen myself as being all that good-looking. Average, maybe. I tend to get "You're really easy on the eyes" a lot, but I figure that's because I'm not poking anybody's eyeballs with needles or anything.

And if I was really the attractive type, I think I'd expect to get more messages than I do....?

I have a SWAT team in place to take me out if that situation ever arises again.

Rofl. @ Swat team on stand by.

I don't know if there's a connection or not, but I've noticed I'm receiving more correspondence than usual since this thread started.

It may seem hard to believe, but the new ones are even LESS compatible with me than the ones I was complaining about earlier. I really didn't believe that was possible, but life has a way of throwing poison darts at you when you're distracted by a dog chewing on a coat hanger.

I warned you earlier in this thread. The compatible ones have fled
leaving the flotsam and jetsam. and Dan.

Historically, I never listen to good advice. Conceptual continuity is important, though. I mean, if Popeye just suddenly starts eating oranges, the whole premise falls apart.

speaking of a little over the top... Couldn't u just do a prenup?


I mean a prenup is a little less fatal

well I'm safe

no dog

Yeah, but no one is going to want me if I cut her out of all the book/movie money!

Lex and Dan?

r u holding a tape dispenser?

problem solved as u don't want to get married anyway

prenup it is

(I know I know annoying Socratic method combined with being a Mom)

That's my "thing" that I "do."