O.K. ladies, one slightly used man for sale or rent. The brakes are bad but the tires are good, any bids? All interesting trades considered.

I'll take what's behind curtain number 3 please

I'll give you a nickel if you get rid of the poison ivy around my house....

Snuffy you might want to be careful. You know there is one lady on here thats its no secret is looking for a husband.
And she's willing to relocate.

i'll rent ya and see how it goes ;)

Well, Hello Dolly !!!

I think you are on to something..

I am a collector's item, but I guess it takes an eye for art to appreciate the splendor that is Snuffulluffugus. I'm glad there are a few educated palates roaming this website.

Aw, S: We've all had our bad brakes

As long as your antenna isn't bent or broken off, I'm sure somebody'll kick your tires for ya.

I would get to the highest bid if he still have a high performance engine despite the bad brakes

Can the man bathe 6 dogs and 2 squirrels at a time without losing anyone of them?

Can he do the dishes without chipping or much less breaking any one of it? Without the use of a dishwasher huh!

Can he do laundry for the mistress of the house without her clothes getting stained? Handwash, I mean.

Can he prepare delectable dishes without so much use of any preservatives and additives?

Can he fix the bed well right before getting out of the room first thing in the morning?

Lastly, can he still remember his 4th grade lessons so as to be able to assist a 9yo brilliant girl with her homeworks if the need arises?

And oh! Can he troubleshoot cars, computers, appliances and fix the drain?

...What??? Ohhh! You meant mail to order groom! My bad...

Axl--mail-to-order?! That sounds great--Where do I find me one of them? Send me the link if you find two---Squirrel-bathing---now THERE is a lost art

I remember that poem about Sesame Street. Sweetest thing anyone's ever written to me, hope I've lived up to it so far.

The antenna's my favorite part.

I'm rather fond of them, too.

Everything but the dogs, squirrel, and computer. Is bathing the mistress of the house without her getting away a fair compromise? There aren't many motors with more h.p. out there, yet it can run at top speed 24/7 and never miss a lick.

Yep. I could sure use a good man who knows how to properly bathe my squirrel. And my two dogs, too, of course. Sigh.Oh, Axl, you've set the bar so high.

6 out of 8's good enough for the girls I go with.

Yeah, I know, but now that she brought up that squirrel thing, it could be a dealbreaker. You know what Teditis, er Oscar Wilde (I get them confused), would say "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars"