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| Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 2 | |
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For lookin just too dayyyyyyyyum good! 
for killing the santa claus with her shotgun |
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For walking into the store looking like he was about to rob the place.
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For making to many flase alarms.
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For escaping from the zoo and scaring children.
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For taking the Tiger to the school yard then trying to hide in the little girls room.
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I wasn't hiding, I needed to use the facilities.
For running off and eating the kid's lunches. |
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For telling the Tigar that all those lunches were her's.
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Pish...you misunderstood!!
For not eating the boring gym teacher. |
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Because she was my ex-wife and I had my fill of that.
For stalking the math teacher on his day off. |
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For helping his sexratery out of her clothes.
 Wazzzzzzzup Tony!!!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
on
Wed 10/26/11 01:42 AM
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For going to the pee-wee childrens football games,
dressed as a cheerleader, in ponytails, and saying, "ra, ra, ra, shish, boom, bah", 
then doing a cartwheel, wearing no underware. |
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for typing without using SpellCheck
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For stealing the little girls pom-poms during there time out break.
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FOR EATING LITTLE KIDS AT THE ZOO
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For pulling his last date behind his tractor for fun!
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FOR BEING NUDE AT HER LAST CONCERT
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For driving his tractor onstage at my last concert!
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FOR GIVING ME AN ILLEGAL LAP DANCE........
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For trying to eat out Lady Bugs.
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SHES EATS LADIES OUT 2
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