Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 2 | |
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For abusing the English language.
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For not being a good bf to his gf
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For not being a good bf to his gf ![]() ![]() ![]() For wanting to strip search me after I got falsely arrested. |
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For strikin fist on fist with a cop. The cop lost a tooth
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For pretending to be the Tooth Fairy and stealing the cops tooth.
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Hah! For blamin me for stealing the cop's tooth
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For lying about putting the cop's tooth under his pillow.
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For dressin up as a fairy n stealing the cops tooth under my pillow
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for getting seasick taking a bubble bath
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for selling used condoms
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For believing that I actually was the Tooth Fairy.
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Lol for teasing cougars
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For dressing in drag and pretending to be a cougar.
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For havin sex with a goat
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For wishing he was a goat.
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Bahaha you jerk!
![]() for teachin small kids how to jerk off |
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(Hey, they'll learn anyways....)
For volunteering to demonstrate for them. |
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For being goofy
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For fiddlin` and diddlin` the police chiefs daughter.
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for printing fake coupons for free steak dinners
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