Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 2 | |
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For standing in the middle of traffic during rush hour.
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For trying to tell a cop that cats are allowed to drive.
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For trying to tell a cop that dogs are allowed to drive, and they're allowed to chase cats which are also driving.
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for dancing in the streets
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For having a "Crispy Critters" Party
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goes to a witch doctor to cure his hiccups
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for perscribing crutches to cure his hiccups
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For getting "hiccups" while wearing her best little black dress.
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For hiccuping to loudly in a public library
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For trying to check a really cute librarian out of the public library.
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Edited by
alookat101
on
Sat 10/15/11 03:13 PM
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For trying to help old people cross the street on a red light.
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Edited by
rara777
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Sat 10/15/11 07:21 PM
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For waxing her on the trunk of his car.
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For wanting to fantasize about a "French Maid"
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for literally coughing up dough!
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For skipping out on the Bail Bondsman.
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for breaking the bed frame...and we both went tumbling
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for breaking the bed frame...and we both went tumbling ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For having me perform on her flying trapeze. ![]() ![]() |
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For breaking the chandelier that the trapeze was attached to.
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for dropping the condom...killed the mood...wasn't funny at the time ...but it is now
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For having a little tmi for what other folks on mingle2 have been up to.
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