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I need someone to cook, clean and take care of my kids. I'm not a lesbian so sex is out but I'll pay you compliments and appreciate all you do. Please apply here.
Thanks, C 
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Hmmm.
I can't decide what I want. A wife, or a slave. I wouldn't have to compliment the slave. |
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Yeah Souf but slavery is illegal in most states. Just thought I'd ask for what I wanted. Oh and please add laundry to the list of duties.
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looking for best friend, mate and lover.
share cooking and cleaning. no kids, just pets. not a lesbian, so sex is in. compliments and appreciation always. love to the ultimate. |
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looking for best friend, mate and lover. share cooking and cleaning. no kids, just pets. not a lesbian, so sex is in. compliments and appreciation always. love to the ultimate. Thank you for the inquiry but you don't meet the qualifications. I want someone to actually do the work, not make me do it too. You won't take care of my kids and can't commit to the "love" thing but thank you again for your interest. |
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Yeah Souf but slavery is illegal in most states. Just thought I'd ask for what I wanted. Oh and please add laundry to the list of duties. Who else will do windows? |
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I'd just settle for a good hooker that would come over, make me a sandwich and leave.
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I'd just settle for a good hooker that would come over, make me a sandwich and leave. so I guess youre not applying? I already got a full time job; Looking for a sandwich-making hooker. |
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I'd just settle for a good hooker that would come over, make me a sandwich and leave. so I guess youre not applying? I already got a full time job; Looking for a sandwich-making hooker. Then youre lookin in the wrong place chum. Bu,,,Bu,,,But the ad said, "sanwich-making hookers, click here" ???? |
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I'm in -- but no windows.
You will keep me in a manner to which I am accustomed, correct?? Oh and I'm bringing the dog and cat. |
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Look KissyChrissy....
Cook, clean AND take care of your kids? You better be able to shoot ping pong balls out of you p#$$y or make a car disappear or something!!! If you can impress me, I will clean your bathroom. Taking care of your brood of squalling hellion sex trophies? That will cost you extra. :) |
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Look KissyChrissy.... Cook, clean AND take care of your kids? You better be able to shoot ping pong balls out of you p#$$y or make a car disappear or something!!! If you can impress me, I will clean your bathroom. Taking care of your brood of squalling hellion sex trophies? That will cost you extra. :) Krupalicious, not only can I shoot ping pong balls, I have been beer pong p#$$y champ three years running. Take care of the kids or no deal. 
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I need someone to cook, clean and take care of my kids. I'm not a lesbian so sex is out but I'll pay you compliments and appreciate all you do. Please apply here. Thanks, C
what do they run on? Sake??! 
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I need someone to cook, clean and take care of my kids. I'm not a lesbian so sex is out but I'll pay you compliments and appreciate all you do. Please apply here. Thanks, C
hmmmmmm, sounds like a lot of work for compliments and appreciation. I'm not a lesbian either but....we may have to talk about that.  
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I need someone to cook, clean and take care of my kids. I'm not a lesbian so sex is out but I'll pay you compliments and appreciate all you do. Please apply here. Thanks, C
hmmmmmm, sounds like a lot of work for compliments and appreciation. I'm not a lesbian either but....we may have to talk about that.
Lor, that's the closest I've come to a good applicant. We can revisit the sex thing. I have always been a little curious.
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Look KissyChrissy.... Cook, clean AND take care of your kids? You better be able to shoot ping pong balls out of you p#$$y or make a car disappear or something!!! If you can impress me, I will clean your bathroom. Taking care of your brood of squalling hellion sex trophies? That will cost you extra. :) Krupalicious, not only can I shoot ping pong balls, I have been beer pong p#$$y champ three years running. Take care of the kids or no deal.
.....tempting. :) |
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I need someone to cook, clean and take care of my kids. I'm not a lesbian so sex is out but I'll pay you compliments and appreciate all you do. Please apply here. Thanks, C
hmmmmmm, sounds like a lot of work for compliments and appreciation. I'm not a lesbian either but....we may have to talk about that.
Lor, that's the closest I've come to a good applicant. We can revisit the sex thing. I have always been a little curious.
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I need someone to cook, clean and take care of my kids. I'm not a lesbian so sex is out but I'll pay you compliments and appreciate all you do. Please apply here. Thanks, C
hmmmmmm, sounds like a lot of work for compliments and appreciation. I'm not a lesbian either but....we may have to talk about that.
Lor, that's the closest I've come to a good applicant. We can revisit the sex thing. I have always been a little curious.
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This weekend I had to do laundry, cook dinner for myself, watch my kids, actually play with them and work.
Still looking for a wife here. In addition to empty flattery and compliments, I will now increase your pay by changing the oil in your car as well. 
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This weekend I had to do laundry, cook dinner for myself, watch my kids, actually play with them and work. Still looking for a wife here. In addition to empty flattery and compliments, I will now increase your pay by changing the oil in your car as well.
Throw in taking out the garbage and you got yourself a deal. |
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