oh your a smart one
mr pig
your tail curls up
now all you need
is a wig
your a sly one
mr pig
i think i know
who took all the kids candy
for trick or treat

A pig wouldn't steal
For a meal.
He's way too real
With wings of steel
To hand such a deal
And try to seal
The hole in the wheel
of hopes and dreams
Of kids that squeal!

Where's that chocolate from Brazil????
Or I'll give you an ordeal,

OOOhhh the pain you will feel!!!!

your as funny as a bunny
but i know i know
your a pig
that kind and caring
so tonight
what are you wearing?
your a clever as a cat
so what do you think
about that
you both have tail
and you both dont
get mail
oh your as smart
as smart could be
is that why your on
mingle2
so you can meet
other ladys
just like me?

Oh mendy, you came and gave
without taking. But you gave
me bacon. oh mendy,
let me take you to wendys.
And buy you a hamburger,
baby give me suger.
And I'll give you my
number.

I can almost hear that being sung by Steve Perry!!

Pig rant!!

Why don't more people write silly poems????

Oh little pig flying on wings
I can almost hear the little oinks sing
I feel bad about the bacon I've eaten
But not giving it up I'm thinkin'

Don't feel bad
For the bacon you've had,
Cause what's nice
About your vice
Is eating more bacon
Raises the price!

I just came up with that. From top of my head.

Loy, loy, My baby loy.
Don't let me be your boy toy.
Darling loy, let's boy
some soy, and lick it
off each others cheeks.
Chicka chicka woo woo.

Sorry about that Metalwing, didn't know you posted. Before me, heres one for you!

Oh metalwing, where have
you gone? Gone to the moon?
Gone to the wing of the pig
that can nowfly? Fly high
my piggy wiggy friend.
And meet ziggy the piggy
wiggy!

I know. I guess I should've posted "Steve Perry singing to the tune of "Oh Sherry".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVlaJzA

The squealed pig rant did not fail. Poets ride winds' wail to humor light, A fool I am to ease your plight. Knock, knock on wooden ears. A tongue quick to endear. To endear who to who? Quickened words are but few. A muse amuse? Unravel riddles noose...

That man has a voice!!!

Quickened words sometimes fail
(But only those delivered by the US Mail)
Wooden ears remain quite stiff,
(Blast that corn I got as a gift!)
A nimble tongue can be quite nice!
(Mine picks the meat out of the rice!)
Humor light is the name of the game!
(Even flying pigs can't fly in rain!)

childern watch out your window
you just might see the thanksgiving turkey
flying over with a tear
in his eye
mr turkey gets kind a sad
this time of year
he says it seem lately familys forget me
only christmas on there mind
mr turkey says it seem it happening
more all the time
...
childern i know santa on his way
and i dont mean to speak up
and act this away
but mr turkeys says i am just trying
to get familys together once a year
to sit down and pray

childern i know santa on his way
but on the 22nd of nov
gather around the table because
mr turkey hopes and prays
you take time for him that day
so happy thanksgiving
to one and all

one little piggy
two little piggy
now it called a party of two
me and you,,,,,,,

A party of two,
We can do!
Cause a party of one,
leaves one blue.

4 little pigs rolling around
on the floor
ticking each other
oh what fun
let get up and now run
then dad walked in the door
he said that enough sons

Papa pig shouldn't stop the fun,
(Baby pigs rolling and starting to run!)
Perhaps the pigs were making a mess!
(They could have been rolling on Mama Pig's dress!)
The little pigs could have been wanting a dog!
(Papa pig had one before he was a hog!)
Sometimes little pigs need time to play.
(That's why I'm here at Mingle to stay)!

Christmas is coming,
I do declare!
I'm glad I'm a pig
And not a black bear!
A bear would be sleeping
All winter long.
But pigs can cause laughter,
And break into song!