I don't know you,
or you I.
But don't give in,
just yet.

For if you do,
You will regret.

The day will come soon
when you'll be whisked
away,

spending romantic nights
under a full moon.

One with a heart that
is pure,
will come to your aid
and be your loneliness's cure

If I go again to that thread...

..and find you in my bed...

...I'll have to grab a fish that is red...

..and slap you in the head...

..and that's all he said..

He's my statesman
I give a care
But this place is so big
you'd get lost out there
I know he's from T.O.
Where they're pretty tough
And thier business ways..
Well just a little rough
That's what I hear east of the rockies
Though a well known hub
That is..if you like to play hockey.
IDK if he goes off on his bike?
or maybe to the lake..fishing big pike?
Maybe the lake is not his thing?
Maybe that man likes to sing?
Hell! for all I know..He could be fake?
Or heading downtown..for puruvian flake?
Who knows! When people get board?
Could be smoking cracked ...
With Mayor Rob Ford?
Really!why would I care!
We're just lookin' to get woman in their underwear
He's going through the east
I'm going through the west
We've taken our time & sampled the best

He shall come west as I shall go east
Exchange the keys to the city
And have a new feast

Your City is big
I shouldn't get bored
Shall that day come
And I'm wanting to score
I may ask you that number..
Of Mayor Rob Ford..lol

He can chop a log in two seconds flat
His choppers bigger than JR's hat
A woman will know he's a good man indeed
But he'll go round their knickers like Pacman on speed!!
Go on Pony mate, yee-ha!!

love brother love
Hold on for a PONY ROAST


This guy's so funny
He'll have you in stitches
An uncontrollable force
Like the curse of the witches

I'll confess he's my good ol' mucker
He comes with a warning
He's not Tommy Tucker
Cross that Scots blood
He be one mean Mother F---er

The day will come and I'll go home & fly
Or if it should be..
That great gig in the sky
There is Just one thing..I've never asked why



1707 was the act of the union
I understand. .You got to be true man
But just let me get this off my chest
Aren't you a f---n' separatist
We had the same problem off to your west
Problem I say! Like who's going to invest?
United we stand divided we fall
We went through the hell
We tore down all wall
Comrades in hand
big ships to small
It didn't take long..
again took it all.
Really it didn't take much
When there's no french to soften you up
Well this time the Dutch..
Would be $hit out of luck
french will have to wait for their resolution
them f---ers jumped in on the American Revolution
But that was later that's not where we're at
3/4 of a century. .I will go back
Once again Jack was free
High proud and loud
The Lord's of the sea
"Wasn't it you? Didn't you fight with
me"?
Arm in arm..hand in hand
we fought hard
We took the land
The British Empire would circle the earth
United!... we fought for her worth
From east to west ..
Who dare step?
When..NOT EVEN THE F---N' SUN COULD SET

That's her story in all its entire
You know.. I ain't know lier
So.Man...tell me
aren't you part of the British Empire?

I know I'm not here to change your mind
You know I'm just waiting some time
I'll save ya a word and go suck on some lime

Everyone knows Pony scrambled him marbles
Talkin' the $hit with his mouth full of garble
All I ask..Please don't defriend him
Not like he rubbed in the referendum

Sorry ..I get carried away
The mind slips..It goes astray
I've always been a little funny that way

So your a new Dad and a new Grandfather
WTF MAN! Something in the water?
Two new boys and no Daughter
I'd have to say..I'm with Leigh
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree
Refer to page 20
I left some advice
I hope you find it..
And find it quite nice.
Grandfather? Your yet a young lad
Holy man..are you ever bad.
Put that thing back in your pants
Come on man...your not in France

The topic he must not have read,
for his last poem
was longer than this thread!

The topic says to short,
so before my poem's to long
i'm going to abort!

Periscope down, dive, dive!
Don't abort cause of Pony's jive...
Just think little monkey swinging in a tree
He's here to amuse you and me...
When I first met Pony, he tossed out an insult
Talked about his nudie's, said it wasn't his fault...
He said I was all right, just okay
I said show me full frontal and we'll call it a day...
Pony is not his real name ya know
His real name is "Ride" and he goes fast or slow....

Now here's a woman, one of class
from top to toe and what an a$$!
If i had met her years ago
That bedroom would've been a Rodeo
All the way from Tennessee
Just look at the lassie, it's plain to see
Just a pity that i'm taken these days
And saw the error of my ways
Family man, with my baby son
But they broke the mould when they made this one!!

Messi, Messi what can I say
To top this piece for me you play...
I bet you're a looker from head to toe
I'd give a fair sum for a piccy you know...
That lady you married sure is lucky
I know what you're thinking, it rhymes with ducky...
Now listen up sugar, trust in my words
They come from years lived, much more than yours...
You have the world by the azz right now
A beautiful bride, new baby and thou...
What a grand story of love that's on fire
You're my buddy, my good friend, a man I admire...

Lady's thumbs up
you got the touch
rhyming back and forth
it pretty good for
what it worth