I have many. G-d certainly keeps me humble. Most of them are funny.

One day, I was giving my youngest (who was 2 at the time) a bath. Someone knocked at the door and I had just taken her out of the tub. She didn't want to be held, so I put her down, thinking I could handle whoever was at the door and then finish with her.

But there were two church ladies at the door and they wouldn't stop talking. I kept saying that I had to go; they kept on and I wasn't mean enough to slam the door in their faces. I was wearing a long dress, so all you could see was my feet. My daughter stepped up behind me and urinated on the floor.

I shut the door quickly, washed the mess and bathed my daughter again.

I didn't think about the incident until a few days later, when I saw them walking down the street. I said hi and they both turned bright red and walked away quickly. They must have thought I wet myself the other day because I kept saying, "I can't talk, I have to go."

I don't know if they were embarrassed for me or disgusted, but they never knocked on my door again.

I have many. G-d certainly keeps me humble. Most of them are funny.

One day, I was giving my youngest (who was 2 at the time) a bath. Someone knocked at the door and I had just taken her out of the tub. She didn't want to be held, so I put her down, thinking I could handle whoever was at the door and then finish with her.

But there were two church ladies at the door and they wouldn't stop talking. I kept saying that I had to go; they kept on and I wasn't mean enough to slam the door in their faces. I was wearing a long dress, so all you could see was my feet. My daughter stepped up behind me and urinated on the floor.

I shut the door quickly, washed the mess and bathed my daughter again.

I didn't think about the incident until a few days later, when I saw them walking down the street. I said hi and they both turned bright red and walked away quickly. They must have thought I wet myself the other day because I kept saying, "I can't talk, I have to go."

I don't know if they were embarrassed for me or disgusted, but they never knocked on my door again.

Walking thru the mall with my date and a sausage link in my left, front pocket that I couldn't get rid of!!!