BEING ON HERE , BUT ITS STILL FUN.........LOL

I have two:

1. My last year of high school, I was at a choir concert rehearsal, and I had a case of the hiccups going on. Well at the end of the night our select ensemble group (which I was a part of) was rehearsing on stage, and I let out this really loud hiccup in the middle of a song. Everyone stopped, and just burst out laughing. It could have been worse though I suppose, could have happened on concert night! LOL

2. On my 2nd day ever at college, I had quite a few incidents happen to me. Included in that was walking into a door window that I thought was an opening as I was leaving the cafeteria (was one of those supermarket type doors, where you go out one door, and then another to go outside), and a really embarassing incident in an early morning speech class. I was half asleep during a lecture, and in the middle of it I woke up in a bit of a daze with no idea what was being talked about, raised my hand and said: "the food". I may never live it down LOL.

So yeah, that's me. I'm just that special LOL.

well I...nah


not tellin'

Trying to cross a busy street brief case in hand in my dress and heels finally a big truck stops traffic to let me cross and as I'm waving to thank him running across the street in heels my panty hose drop to my ankles I was so embarrased as I tried with one free hand to pull them up and keep running at the same time and then I got across the street entering my office I saw a guy outside he said My My aren't you glad its not your first day at school....I'm sure it looked hilarious it was definately embarrassing and now even I can laugh about it...

Last week, in a Team meeting at work.
I bungled something in a presentation and meant to say:
"whoops, sorry about that. I must be incompetent today..."
sadly, i said: incontinent

talk about a busrt of laughter...

The following is a true story.

When I lived in Oregon several years ago, a friend had a BBQ and invited some of his neighbors. We had just finished building a deck in back of his house--which was in the mountains. It was a scenic place.

On the railing, his wife put out some chips and other munchies while the grilling was in progress. Another friend which I also knew, was munching before the food was ready.

He mentioned to my buddies wife that this is (pointing to a bowl) good stuff. "Is this trail mix," he asked?

Why no its not, she responded!

"Its Kibbles and Bits".

My friend had a dog and someone had put the dog dish on the railing not thinking someone could grab a handfull.

This dude was red-faced and in shock as the others--including me--were LOAO! It was histerical. People were cracking up for several minutes not thinking someone could actually grab a hand-full of Kibbles and Bits--mistaking it for trail-mix.

I once caught my boyfriend of five years kissing another guy...I wanted to die and shrink into the corner. I had no idea..he was even curious...or extremely stoned...who knows..either way i was very embarrassed and pissed.

I have dinner for my family and any extended family that does not have a place to eat on Christmas. Dinner was just about ready and the kids say to me..."come on ma, hit this joint!" I don't smoke anymore but the urge overtook me; so I took a couple of hits. As things were getting all put on the table everyone sat down and started eating. Food getting passed everywhich way at the table and I was still laying dishes on it. I FINALLY got to sit down and got my plate together. The last thing that I grabbed was a brown-and-serve roll. I went to break it apart and noticed that the bottom of the roll was GREEN with mold. I was frozen and hopping that no one was look at me...I slowly looked up...you could have heard a pin drop! EVERYONE busted out laughing because they had already ate theirs and some were still in hand. I just said "oops".

My parents caught me playing strip poker with my babysitter when I was 10. She was buck naked when they walked in.....

SO YOU WON ,HEY HEY..... , SO DID YOU EVER SEE HER AFTER THAT??????????????????

that's really very funny

I was feeling ill and my boyfriend wanted to be intimate. I projectile vomited right in the middle of it.

Is it NOT so embarrassing in retrospect because he was an azz? (If you are still with him, he is a keeper!) LMAO!

First time I saw a girl with hair down there. I was mesmerized........

...and I'm still intrigued by the phrase "middle of it"

Let's just say I threw up South of the border and no I am no longer with him.

Senior trip in high school, my friend and I jumped into the pool while flirting with some guys from a different school, only thing was I didn't have on a bathing suit. I had on a lime green bodysuit....that went see-through when it got wet


A few years ago at work, we were having a pizza party thrown by the managers and I had to use the ladies room but the closest one was locked. A male friend of mine said "Use the men's room, I just came out and it is empty." After much badgering him about is he absolutely sure no one was in there, I ran in, locking the door behind me. As soon as I turned the corner into the 'business area' I heared a voice saying "You're in the wrong room Sweetheart!!" It was a boss that I have never really had any interaction with, I ran out banging into the wall and the locked door that I couldn't get opened....

I thought I was safe because we didn't know each other.....until I realized that I was wearing my Santa Clause hat with my name printed on it!!!!! Six months later we had to attend a class being taught by.....THAT supervisor . I walked up with my head down and gave him my name....and he said "I know who you are....SWEETHEART!!

OMG........so sorry!