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Topic: MY DOCTOR SUCKS....
SunsetRose Joined Mon 05/30/11 Posts: 206	Mon 07/04/11 07:13 PM
So I go to the doctor yesterday to find out what this little bump is on my lip. Hes says its a cyst. I ask him, how do I get rid of it, and he says it will just go away by itself. Ive had it for 3 weeks now, and its really bothering me. I know you guys arent doctors, but do you know of any home remedies, or medicines, I can use to get rid of a cyst? Should I try to lance it? If it's actually a cyst, lancing won't help because it's not liquid inside. If it really bothers you then I would say go back to your doctor again and ask to have it removed. That's not something you want to do by yourself in somebody's home. If it were a cyst on your inner arm or wrist, you could break it up by slamming it with a big book. It will then slowly seep back into your system and go away. I don't think I'd want to hit you in the lip with a big book though LOL. she's right, don't try this alone and with a book. inlist the aid of a friend This is great!!! I can have Ese lance it with a sword, or beat my face in... or I can have Lucy slam me in the face with a book. Im really happy I started this thread.... you guys give really great medical advise, chit! I'm thinking if this is medical advise I won't ask about surgery they might send me to backyard bbq so I can have the fry cook do it rofl

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 07/04/11 07:17 PM
I think I see it now. does it have a lot of hair growing out of it ???? I didnt see this before now turtle!! Im gonna friggen kill you!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 07/04/11 07:20 PM
This is great!!! I can have Ese lance it with a sword, or beat my face in... or I can have Lucy slam me in the face with a book. Im really happy I started this thread.... you guys give really great medical advise, chit! I'm thinking if this is medical advise I won't ask about surgery they might send me to backyard bbq so I can have the fry cook do it rofl And now lets add...... Run past it with a javlin. I hope none of you want to be friggen doctors... cause you suck at it!!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/04/11 07:23 PM
Get someone to run past it, really fast, with a javlin. On a more serious note, just make sure to put ice on it first, if you're planning on doing it yourself. Yeah, fuzuck it, who needs lips anyways?? Not me!!! HEY NOW!!!!!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/04/11 07:25 PM
This is great!!! I can have Ese lance it with a sword, or beat my face in... or I can have Lucy slam me in the face with a book. Im really happy I started this thread.... you guys give really great medical advise, chit! I'm thinking if this is medical advise I won't ask about surgery they might send me to backyard bbq so I can have the fry cook do it rofl And now lets add...... Run past it with a javlin. I hope none of you want to be friggen doctors... cause you suck at it!!! I told you from the start that I can fix it in the garage (then later down-graded it to the living room). Some of my customers DO call me doctor, so...........

artlo Joined Sat 01/29/11 Posts: 3085	Mon 07/04/11 07:25 PM
I've had one of those since I was a baby. It's nothing. t can only be cut out.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/04/11 07:26 PM
This is great!!! I can have Ese lance it with a sword, or beat my face in... or I can have Lucy slam me in the face with a book. Im really happy I started this thread.... you guys give really great medical advise, chit! I'm thinking if this is medical advise I won't ask about surgery they might send me to backyard bbq so I can have the fry cook do it rofl And now lets add...... Run past it with a javlin. I hope none of you want to be friggen doctors... cause you suck at it!!! I told you from the start that I can fix it in the garage (then later down-graded it to the living room). Some of my customers DO call me doctor, so...........

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 07/04/11 07:39 PM
I've had one of those since I was a baby. It's nothing. t can only be cut out. Yeah, but is it on your lip? I was afraid you were gonna say that, it is hardly noticeable though, but I keep licking it with my tongue, and it makes me look like im licking my lips all the time!! I really want it gone! What do you guys think about a really sharp razor blade??

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 07/04/11 07:41 PM
This is great!!! I can have Ese lance it with a sword, or beat my face in... or I can have Lucy slam me in the face with a book. Im really happy I started this thread.... you guys give really great medical advise, chit! I'm thinking if this is medical advise I won't ask about surgery they might send me to backyard bbq so I can have the fry cook do it rofl And now lets add...... Run past it with a javlin. I hope none of you want to be friggen doctors... cause you suck at it!!! I told you from the start that I can fix it in the garage (then later down-graded it to the living room). Some of my customers DO call me doctor, so........... Your kinda in Pennsylvania, ya know???? Duh!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/04/11 07:42 PM
I've had one of those since I was a baby. It's nothing. t can only be cut out. Yeah, but is it on your lip? I was afraid you were gonna say that, it is hardly noticeable though, but I keep licking it with my tongue, and it makes me look like im licking my lips all the time!! I really want it gone! What do you guys think about a really sharp razor blade?? Most of the time I use needles, utility knives and occasionally a razor blade during my 'operations', but I do bring out my scalpels ONCE in a while. :P

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 07/04/11 07:43 PM
I've had one of those since I was a baby. It's nothing. t can only be cut out. Yeah, but is it on your lip? I was afraid you were gonna say that, it is hardly noticeable though, but I keep licking it with my tongue, and it makes me look like im licking my lips all the time!! I really want it gone! What do you guys think about a really sharp razor blade?? Most of the time I use needles, utility knives and occasionally a razor blade during my 'operations', but I do bring out my scalpels ONCE in a while. :P I tried a needle, its a no go! Aint happening!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Mon 07/04/11 07:45 PM
I've had one of those since I was a baby. It's nothing. t can only be cut out. Yeah, but is it on your lip? I was afraid you were gonna say that, it is hardly noticeable though, but I keep licking it with my tongue, and it makes me look like im licking my lips all the time!! I really want it gone! What do you guys think about a really sharp razor blade?? Most of the time I use needles, utility knives and occasionally a razor blade during my 'operations', but I do bring out my scalpels ONCE in a while. :P I tried a needle, its a no go! Aint happening! You needed a bigger needle. Or I would have used a syringe to suck it out. I have some pretty big ones......

SunsetRose Joined Mon 05/30/11 Posts: 206	Mon 07/04/11 07:48 PM
I've had one of those since I was a baby. It's nothing. t can only be cut out. Yeah, but is it on your lip? I was afraid you were gonna say that, it is hardly noticeable though, but I keep licking it with my tongue, and it makes me look like im licking my lips all the time!! I really want it gone! What do you guys think about a really sharp razor blade?? Most of the time I use needles, utility knives and occasionally a razor blade during my 'operations', but I do bring out my scalpels ONCE in a while. :P That sounds more like torture than doctoring....Do your "patients" start screaming out their past dirty deeds so you'll stop hahahahaha

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 07/04/11 08:24 PM
I've had one of those since I was a baby. It's nothing. t can only be cut out. Yeah, but is it on your lip? I was afraid you were gonna say that, it is hardly noticeable though, but I keep licking it with my tongue, and it makes me look like im licking my lips all the time!! I really want it gone! What do you guys think about a really sharp razor blade?? Most of the time I use needles, utility knives and occasionally a razor blade during my 'operations', but I do bring out my scalpels ONCE in a while. :P That sounds more like torture than doctoring....Do your "patients" start screaming out their past dirty deeds so you'll stop hahahahaha Hes a sick biotch!!

SunsetRose Joined Mon 05/30/11 Posts: 206	Mon 07/04/11 08:26 PM
ONCE in a while. :P That sounds more like torture than doctoring....Do your "patients" start screaming out their past dirty deeds so you'll stop hahahahaha Hes a sick biotch!! But a creative Sick Biotch lol

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Mon 07/04/11 08:32 PM
ONCE in a while. :P That sounds more like torture than doctoring....Do your "patients" start screaming out their past dirty deeds so you'll stop hahahahaha Hes a sick biotch!! But a creative Sick Biotch lol Oh yeah right... You didnt know he wanted me to slam my face in the door to pop it, did you???

SunsetRose Joined Mon 05/30/11 Posts: 206	Mon 07/04/11 09:04 PM
ONCE in a while. :P That sounds more like torture than doctoring....Do your "patients" start screaming out their past dirty deeds so you'll stop hahahahaha Hes a sick biotch!! But a creative Sick Biotch lol Oh yeah right... You didnt know he wanted me to slam my face in the door to pop it, did you??? Well with a broken swollen knows it would be so noticeable lol