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BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HELPING ME!!!!
Some lady yesterday told me to put vinegar on it.... 
so now my lip tastes like a douche. 
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BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HELPING ME!!!! Some lady yesterday told me to put vinegar on it....
so now my lip tastes like a douche.
Gotta frame that mental picture. |
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Put a ice cube on it. Drink some whiskey put a ice cube on it drink some whiskey. . . . . . . After a few I do believe you will not think about it.
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BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HELPING ME!!!! Some lady yesterday told me to put vinegar on it....
so now my lip tastes like a douche.
oh you want something home made to put on your lip. i've got something fresh, right out of the tube for ya... 
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BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HELPING ME!!!! Some lady yesterday told me to put vinegar on it....
so now my lip tastes like a douche.
oh you want something home made to put on your lip. i've got something fresh, right out of the tube for ya...
I TELL ALL THE DIRTY JOKES HERE!! 
(it was a good one though) 
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So I go to the doctor yesterday to find out what this little bump is on my lip. Hes says its a cyst. I ask him, how do I get rid of it, and he says it will just go away by itself. Ive had it for 3 weeks now, and its really bothering me. I know you guys arent doctors, but do you know of any home remedies, or medicines, I can use to get rid of a cyst? Should I try to lance it? If it's actually a cyst, lancing won't help because it's not liquid inside. If it really bothers you then I would say go back to your doctor again and ask to have it removed. That's not something you want to do by yourself in somebody's home. If it were a cyst on your inner arm or wrist, you could break it up by slamming it with a big book. It will then slowly seep back into your system and go away. I don't think I'd want to hit you in the lip with a big book though LOL. I can take it....HIT ME!!! 
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So I go to the doctor yesterday to find out what this little bump is on my lip. Hes says its a cyst. I ask him, how do I get rid of it, and he says it will just go away by itself. Ive had it for 3 weeks now, and its really bothering me. I know you guys arent doctors, but do you know of any home remedies, or medicines, I can use to get rid of a cyst? Should I try to lance it? If it's actually a cyst, lancing won't help because it's not liquid inside. If it really bothers you then I would say go back to your doctor again and ask to have it removed. That's not something you want to do by yourself in somebody's home. If it were a cyst on your inner arm or wrist, you could break it up by slamming it with a big book. It will then slowly seep back into your system and go away. I don't think I'd want to hit you in the lip with a big book though LOL. she's right, don't try this alone and with a book. inlist the aid of a friend 
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So I go to the doctor yesterday to find out what this little bump is on my lip. Hes says its a cyst. I ask him, how do I get rid of it, and he says it will just go away by itself. Ive had it for 3 weeks now, and its really bothering me. I know you guys arent doctors, but do you know of any home remedies, or medicines, I can use to get rid of a cyst? Should I try to lance it? If it's actually a cyst, lancing won't help because it's not liquid inside. If it really bothers you then I would say go back to your doctor again and ask to have it removed. That's not something you want to do by yourself in somebody's home. If it were a cyst on your inner arm or wrist, you could break it up by slamming it with a big book. It will then slowly seep back into your system and go away. I don't think I'd want to hit you in the lip with a big book though LOL. I can take it....HIT ME!!!
Thank God your here. I think we'll have to operate. |
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So I go to the doctor yesterday to find out what this little bump is on my lip. Hes says its a cyst. I ask him, how do I get rid of it, and he says it will just go away by itself. Ive had it for 3 weeks now, and its really bothering me. I know you guys arent doctors, but do you know of any home remedies, or medicines, I can use to get rid of a cyst? Should I try to lance it? If it's actually a cyst, lancing won't help because it's not liquid inside. If it really bothers you then I would say go back to your doctor again and ask to have it removed. That's not something you want to do by yourself in somebody's home. If it were a cyst on your inner arm or wrist, you could break it up by slamming it with a big book. It will then slowly seep back into your system and go away. I don't think I'd want to hit you in the lip with a big book though LOL. I can take it....HIT ME!!!
Thank God your here. I think we'll have to operate. 
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Try putting a warm, moist compress over the cyst.. It might help it to drain and heal.. If inflamed, the dr can inject a steroid into it for the inflamation... hope you feel better..
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Try putting a warm, moist compress over the cyst.. It might help it to drain and heal.. If inflamed, the dr can inject a steroid into it for the inflamation... hope you feel better..
Now theres some good advice, MG AND ESE!! Thank you foxy!
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Try putting a warm, moist compress over the cyst.. It might help it to drain and heal.. If inflamed, the dr can inject a steroid into it for the inflamation... hope you feel better..
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The only way I know of to get rid of a lip cyst is to grab a dude, preferably one from Wisconsin, and throw a big ole lip lock on him for a few hours.
Or get in touch with your local alien. They like probing around in cysty like things. |
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BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HELPING ME!!!! Some lady yesterday told me to put vinegar on it....
so now my lip tastes like a douche.
oh you want something home made to put on your lip. i've got something fresh, right out of the tube for ya...
I TELL ALL THE DIRTY JOKES HERE!!
(it was a good one though)
Actually I think im the queen of perv on Mingle...
if you wanna be king Ese, your gonna have to mud wrestle with Mikey, and Ujgearhead.
May the perviest man win!! 
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I was gonna suggest the ice cube remedy, but ice cream works too!!!!!!!!!!!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Sat 06/18/11 04:50 PM
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BUT YOU GUYS ARENT HELPING ME!!!! Some lady yesterday told me to put vinegar on it....
so now my lip tastes like a douche.
oh you want something home made to put on your lip. i've got something fresh, right out of the tube for ya...
I TELL ALL THE DIRTY JOKES HERE!!
(it was a good one though)
Actually I think im the queen of perv on Mingle...
if you wanna be king Ese, your gonna have to mud wrestle with Mikey, and Krupa, and ManOfewwords, and Ujgearhead.
May the perviest man win!!
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Why did I think these guys were doctors....
my bad! 
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllpppppppppppppp!!!!! 
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Why did I think these guys were doctors....
my bad!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllpppppppppppppp!!!!!
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The only way I know of to get rid of a lip cyst is to grab a dude, preferably one from Wisconsin, and throw a big ole lip lock on him for a few hours. Or get in touch with your local alien. They like probing around in cysty like things. Another miracle cure!Geez! 
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Why did I think these guys were doctors....
my bad!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllpppppppppppppp!!!!!
I know, hes sooooooooooooo fired! 
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