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"Some people think that fiber is only used for 1 purpose" ??????
Who Knew?! Please explain how much better your life would be, if you would have just answered that infomercial last night. |
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I could have a stand up bath every morning!
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my whites would be whiter...
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Jenna Jameson would have visited me.....personally.
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I could have 'effortlessly' and 'painlessly'
eradicated every hair on my body. This would improve my life by not being continuously picked up and returned to the Zoo. |
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I would rape and pillage my neighbors for a quick buck, and be a millionaire. Nah, rather befriend them and help how I can. Rarely see those infomercials, unless you count the "Partnership for a Better Life" campaign.
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That "Baby Bullet" makes me want to have a small battalion of kids
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I could do all kinds of carpentry miracles...
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I could have had a V-8
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sports fishing with power saws...YEAH!!!
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my spices are out of control!!!!!!!! and if i act now, i get two!! i am so on it!
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my spices are out of control!!!!!!!! and if i act now, i get two!! i am so on it! hurry up! you got 30 seconds to act...29, 28, 27, 26..(you still reading this??) 25, 24, 23...(still??) |
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While waiting at a red light I could be using the handy dandy mini personal pleasure vibrator (for the busy gal on the go) that comes with a discreet yet functional carrying case in my favorite color and an extra mini battery. |
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my spices are out of control!!!!!!!! and if i act now, i get two!! i am so on it! hurry up! you got 30 seconds to act...29, 28, 27, 26..(you still reading this??) 25, 24, 23...(still??) dag bry, you made me miss the BUT WAIT special!! |
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While waiting at a red light I could be using the handy dandy mini personal pleasure vibrator (for the busy gal on the go) that comes with a discreet yet functional carrying case in my favorite color and an extra mini battery. only from bullitt bob's factory outlet!! |
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Your gonna love my nuts.
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my spices are out of control!!!!!!!! and if i act now, i get two!! i am so on it! hurry up! you got 30 seconds to act...29, 28, 27, 26..(you still reading this??) 25, 24, 23...(still??) dag bry, you made me miss the BUT WAIT special!! so, I guess that means I'm taking you shopping then, huh? |
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the shamwow has many uses
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the shamwow has many uses I got one..never use the damn thing, though it does a great job at collecting dust |
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so, I guess that means I'm taking you shopping then, huh? to rite aid here we come!! |
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