I thought thats what YOU were for.

Ya, well, she's quite needy.

Your blow up sheep is needy...

and your lonely...

it all works out!

Am scared!

I haven't found a woman who's crazy enough to deal with me, but not so crazy that she can't blow up the relationship. The last one was close, but I couldn't make her happy.

Dear Miss Jenniebean,

Regarding your post - "I can't stand to be used as a sleeping pill."

Your position is understandable but I must point out that there is nothing more romantic than falling asleep in the arms of your lover. Holding her close, feeling safe and trusted, smelling her hair, dozing off to the sound of her beating heart, warm and toasty, snug and roasty, and the taste of her neck, and the feel of skin on skin - oh Jenniebean, just try to see it as it is - the most amazing feeling on earth.

Sincerely,

a concerned member of the Falling-Asleep-After-Sex-Without-Guilt Society.

That all sounds very romantic but I am talking about simply being used as a sleeping pill with no regard to all that romantic stuff and a blow up doll would do just as good a job.

I knew a guy who, after sex, would literally pass out completely. I mean, you could not wake him up. It was like he was in a coma. It was some sort of sleep disorder I think. He did it every time!! At first I thought he had a heart attack.

Then there is the guy who just needs sexual release and just prefers a woman (any woman) over his dominant hand used to jerk off.

Trust me I know the difference in what you are talking about and what I am talking about.

People falling asleep after sex?

oh I trust you, I'm just shocked. Guys like that just give us sappy ones a bad name.

xD xD

maybe she was on her period

Ditto on that LEX

I'm still single because I honestly don't know any one who would want to love someone like me.

In the past I had love way too easy and way too perfect. You would think this to be great right? Well here's the story.

My first wife (a banker 7 years older than me) robbed me from the cradle. Plucked me right out of VirginVille, no kidding. It was kind of fairytale-ish, but when reality sunk in for her, and she saw that I wanted to be more of a friend than a lover she divorced me on the grounds of adultery. It was true that I had women around me because of what I did but I had no clue they were after me in any way. That was until they found out we were splitting up then her friends and mine came after me like fresh meat. I had no desire and got out of town leaving a successful business behind. Interesting right? Her lawyer years later apologised cause he knew I had never been with any other women. Why would someone be married and desire another woman? was my way of thinking.

My second wife was the end all be all of women. Those who have ever heard me talk about her know that I did and still do worship the ground she walked on. Perfection in every way, but she left me much too early and took my family with her. For those who have gone through this the hole is bigger than anyone can ever imagine. No pity strokes here please cause the road back from this kind of thing is very long and real. It should also never be used as a good pick up line. We all have our own stories up and down.

The chapter that follows 1995 is so interesting to me at least that I might share it at another time but to give a nut shell view. Why would someone want to pick up the pieces of someone else knowing that it might take a life time just to get through the basics again?

single hmmmm don't know, may never know

you're not fooling anyone, dude. The male body dumps about a gallon of stress-relievers, anti-depressants and painkillers into your bloodstream. Maybe a drop or two of psilopsybin if the sex was really good. Not that I would know.

Still, for about 3 or 4 minutes, we are at the utter mercy of the whims of the female mind. Which goes to show that men display an enormous amount of courage and trust when they sleep with a woman. We should get points or something.

Some people, mg1959, always find it easier
to fall in love, than to fall out of it.
Nothing wrong with that, shows a certain
depth of character.
The day will come, methinks, that someone
will once again move you to the point you
will be able to move on.
A lot of that is you though.
You will need an open and healed heart.
There's a job :-)

i love to nap after sex, my x used to get energized like it was red bull or something, it's like, give me a minute sheez!

Who was I trying to fool with my sarcasm? Which by the way was obviously lost on some people.

Poor Lionsbrew

I think im the only one who REALLY understands you.