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Topic: I WANT IT NOW!!!!!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 11:20 AM
Geez let me get you some tissue. (weakling) ok...no more mr nice guy When were you Mr Nice Guy Did I miss a meeting or something?? Was there a slide show??

Mikey117 Joined Mon 11/20/06 Posts: 23736	Sun 06/05/11 11:24 AM
Because U neve wanted to meet me!!! And I cant blame ya!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 11:34 AM
Because U neve wanted to meet me!!! And I cant blame ya!! Where in the hell did that come from Mikey???? Your scaring me.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 06/05/11 11:35 AM
Geez let me get you some tissue. (weakling) ok...no more mr nice guy When were you Mr Nice Guy Did I miss a meeting or something?? Was there a slide show?? no but there is fixin to be a SHOW

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 06/05/11 11:42 AM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 11:49 AM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 06/05/11 12:01 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job....

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 12:11 PM
Geez let me get you some tissue. (weakling) ok...no more mr nice guy When were you Mr Nice Guy Did I miss a meeting or something?? Was there a slide show?? no but there is fixin to be a SHOW Ohhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyy!! Can I sit in front???

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 12:12 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Sun 06/05/11 12:12 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!!

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 06/05/11 12:15 PM
Geez let me get you some tissue. (weakling) ok...no more mr nice guy When were you Mr Nice Guy Did I miss a meeting or something?? Was there a slide show?? no but there is fixin to be a SHOW Ohhhhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyy!! Can I sit in front??? YES

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 06/05/11 12:15 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go...

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 12:17 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go... Ok... but I charge double for that!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 06/05/11 12:23 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go... Ok... but I charge double for that!! Hmmm....So if faster costs more, then slower must be cheaper? After what time period does it become free and what do I do with these double coupons?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 12:29 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go... Ok... but I charge double for that!! Hmmm....So if faster costs more, then slower must be cheaper? After what time period does it become free and what do I do with these double coupons? Oh, you wont need the coupons... im still running the "buy one, get one free" deal.

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 06/05/11 12:31 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go... Ok... but I charge double for that!! Hmmm....So if faster costs more, then slower must be cheaper? After what time period does it become free and what do I do with these double coupons? Oh, you wont need the coupons... im still running the "buy one, get one free" deal. WOOHOO! I'll take the free one first.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 12:33 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go... Ok... but I charge double for that!! Hmmm....So if faster costs more, then slower must be cheaper? After what time period does it become free and what do I do with these double coupons? Oh, you wont need the coupons... im still running the "buy one, get one free" deal. WOOHOO! I'll take the free one first. OMG!!! NO WONDER I love you so much!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 06/05/11 12:37 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go... Ok... but I charge double for that!! Hmmm....So if faster costs more, then slower must be cheaper? After what time period does it become free and what do I do with these double coupons? Oh, you wont need the coupons... im still running the "buy one, get one free" deal. WOOHOO! I'll take the free one first. OMG!!! NO WONDER I love you so much!! And here I thought it was cause you're after my rubber chicken...

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Sun 06/05/11 12:48 PM
Hell I'm single cause I can't find a man that is a handyman and one that makes me drool as well........ Funny that you should mention handymen. Most of the guys I dated were not handy and I had a guy friend yesterday that was supposed to help me install a fan light but I ended up doing it myself. Since buying my house; I have become quite handy so really don't need a guy for that.

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Sun 06/05/11 12:50 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go... Ok... but I charge double for that!! Hmmm....So if faster costs more, then slower must be cheaper? After what time period does it become free and what do I do with these double coupons? Oh, you wont need the coupons... im still running the "buy one, get one free" deal. WOOHOO! I'll take the free one first. OMG!!! NO WONDER I love you so much!! And here I thought it was cause you're after my rubber chicken... OMG!! YOU HAVE A RUBBER CHICKEN!!

ujGearhead Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 6612	Sun 06/05/11 01:32 PM
I would really love someone right here in Sacramento... but thats not happenen. I may have to move to be with the man I want... hes in Pittsburg!!!(Hi babe) Eventually you might even learn how to spell it! P-I-T-T-S-B-U-R-G-H. Shut up, babe You really need to quit that job on the "spelling police" force!! Or you could use spell check like the one on Firefox and never worry bout it again. He always gives me spelling abuse... thats why I love him so much... good abuse is hard to find. Im just bummed he cant spank me for it!!! Due to your constant disregard of proper spelling, you have the right to remain SILENT! Now put on these cuffs! Oh, don't worry...... you'll be getting the spanking of a lifetime soon enough.... ABOUT FRIGGEN TIME!!!! Geez. Everybody wants a rush job.... A RUSH JOB!!! Thats not the kind of "job"everyone wants from me!! Well, they might if in a hurry and just looking for a blow-on-the-go... Ok... but I charge double for that!! Hmmm....So if faster costs more, then slower must be cheaper? After what time period does it become free and what do I do with these double coupons? Oh, you wont need the coupons... im still running the "buy one, get one free" deal. WOOHOO! I'll take the free one first. OMG!!! NO WONDER I love you so much!! And here I thought it was cause you're after my rubber chicken... OMG!! YOU HAVE A RUBBER CHICKEN!! Of course! Blow-up sheep need friends too!