this guy nudge me
and i was reading his profile and this is what showed up

i thought he is insane


My first choice: looking for self-absorbed, damaged, female. Must be immature and irresponsible. Extremely low sex drive a bonus! No skills, background, or success required. If you are looking for someone to make empty promises to, and like to blame others for your failures, write me now! Are you unable to make a commitment? Then I'm the man for you! I'm looking for an unavailable woman for a long, painful, and frustrating relationship. No time or energy required. I'll do all the work!!! Call anytime...day or night; I'll be waiting...my life is unimportant compared to your needs! If you don't t quite fit that profile, then my second choice is:I would like to meet an intelligent, witty, and attractive woman who is not interested in playing games. One who believes that kissing is an art(like making love to ones mouth). Oh, she should also like to laugh - even at me. My third choice: You are a gazzilionaire. .

If you happen to write, please indicate if you are my first, second, or third choice. Just so I'll know.

Sarcasm at it's best. It is hilarious...

ummmm

no thanks

while I understand the attempt at humor

I don't think his attitude would be compatible w/ mine

OMG!! I love it!!!!

I have a question. Who doesn't like to laugh? I mean seriously. Thats like me saying I want to date someone who is alive.

I love it.

It got your attention. Not boring. Got his point across well.

I give it a 10.

I love it!

picky

just me I guess

it really rubs me the wrong way - I kinda see it as a waste of words that could be used better to describe himself for real

and would be concerned he plays games

but it is interesting to see that the rest of u find it amusing...always knew I was different

Don't get me wrong I wouldn't date the guy. But I would go to his comedy show.

Hey I read that one the other day. LOL

His attempt at humor is defintiely unique

Oh JB...I love the way you think!

Actually his first choice almost describes me.

|"Are you unable to make a commitment? Then I'm the man for you! I'm looking for an unavailable woman for a long, painful, and frustrating relationship"|

I would make his life a living hell.

He said: "..my life is unimportant compared to your needs! "

He sounds like the kind of man that would put up with me. LOL Or else just a pathetic stalker.

(Of course he was joking...)

I think this guy is being serious.

This.

I don't think there's anything better than a person with a good sense of humor!! I'm willing to bet if we were to meet this guy we'd find him to be very nice & well spoken. I can just imagine this guy reading this thread chuckleing & rolling on the floor laughing at all the comments!! Come out, come out where ever you are!!!!!

i think im gonna copy and paste that for my profile, hes a ****ing genious

i think it is funny

I would be his first choice.

even though i feel its crazy you do have to laugh for this world can be considered insane at times LOL
i knew a guy that would often joke but he also hide his pain that way which you could tell. he had a great sense of humor just like this guy
even though some can be insecure