this guy nudge me
and i was reading his profile and this is what showed up

i thought he is insane


My first choice: looking for self-absorbed, damaged, female. Must be immature and irresponsible. Extremely low sex drive a bonus! No skills, background, or success required. If you are looking for someone to make empty promises to, and like to blame others for your failures, write me now! Are you unable to make a commitment? Then I'm the man for you! I'm looking for an unavailable woman for a long, painful, and frustrating relationship. No time or energy required. I'll do all the work!!! Call anytime...day or night; I'll be waiting...my life is unimportant compared to your needs! If you don't t quite fit that profile, then my second choice is:I would like to meet an intelligent, witty, and attractive woman who is not interested in playing games. One who believes that kissing is an art(like making love to ones mouth). Oh, she should also like to laugh - even at me. My third choice: You are a gazzilionaire. .

If you happen to write, please indicate if you are my first, second, or third choice. Just so I'll know.