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Have you noticed that most Knights in shining armor turn out to be losers in aluminum foil?
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But the foil hat blocks their mind reading devices.
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When you base what you're looking for today on medieval imagery, there's bound to be some tarnishing.
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Nope Nope Nope, my knight in shining armour is polished and glowing..
No way is he going to tarnish, cause I will keep him polished.. He is so shiny he blinds me with his brightness. 
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Nope Nope Nope, my knight in shining armour is polished and glowing.. No way is he going to tarnish, cause I will keep him polished.. He is so shiny he blinds me with his brightness.
(American translation: "He REALLY needs a tan") :) Back on topic.... Welcome to reality Betty... The gals got thier burdens....we got ours...... Think how many guys have met thier faire Damsel in distress just to figure out she is yet another nagging bi-polar Harpy. |
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Edited by
Jeanniebean
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Mon 04/18/11 05:39 PM
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Knight of Swords.... the knight who rescues the damsel. (Infinite Visions Tarot)
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Nope Nope Nope, my knight in shining armour is polished and glowing.. No way is he going to tarnish, cause I will keep him polished.. He is so shiny he blinds me with his brightness.
(American translation: "He REALLY needs a tan") :) Back on topic.... Welcome to reality Betty... The gals got thier burdens....we got ours...... Think how many guys have met thier faire Damsel in distress just to figure out she is yet another nagging bi-polar Harpy. I was trying to figure out a damsel in distress one for you guys.. i think you nailed it on the head right there.. SO many guys here recently have told me they want to be my Knight in shining armor (why use that phrase i have no idea) but i never knew i needed to be rescued, nor did i know i was a damsel in distress. the things you learn when you least expect it |
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Screw all that nonsense...Knights..damsels...chastity belts and hairy pits.....I will give it a big fat PASS and be happy with my equal.
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Nope Nope Nope, my knight in shining armour is polished and glowing.. No way is he going to tarnish, cause I will keep him polished.. He is so shiny he blinds me with his brightness.
(American translation: "He REALLY needs a tan") :) Back on topic.... Welcome to reality Betty... The gals got thier burdens....we got ours...... Think how many guys have met thier faire Damsel in distress just to figure out she is yet another nagging bi-polar Harpy. No No No Krupa, You know soufie thinks you are bright and shiny as well, Anaconda is perfect (for me) He will never ever tarnish. 
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Screw all that nonsense...Knights..damsels...chastity belts and hairy pits.....I will give it a big fat PASS and be happy with my equal. 
REPENT YOU DESTROYER OF FAIRYTALES... I want mty knight in shining armour, I want to be rescued and i dont want to know about hairy arm pits or yucky stuff. nope nope nope 
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You gals may Want the knight in shining armor on his noble steed....
I am more like the fool on the pogo stick wearing a thongitard and a mini-cape. |
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Not me....I don't want a damn Fairytale!
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Knight of Swords.... the knight who rescues the damsel. (Infinite Visions Tarot)
... a little BnD never hurt none in no relationship. |
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Not me....I don't want a damn Fairytale! Yeah, they always end with the wedding. Then what???? Prince Charming gets bored sitting around and leaves to new conquests. |
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Not me....I don't want a damn Fairytale! Yeah, they always end with the wedding. Then what???? Prince Charming gets bored sitting around and leaves to new conquests. Exactly... non fail. |
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Edited by
josie68
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Mon 04/18/11 06:42 PM
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Not me....I don't want a damn Fairytale! Yeah, they always end with the wedding. Then what???? Prince Charming gets bored sitting around and leaves to new conquests. No No No, Prince charming doesnt leave,,, they conquer the world together,.. Dear oh dear, doesnt anyone want a fairytale,.. Reality sucks, I am sticking with my fairytale.. My prince charming, who will rescue me , marry me and live happily ever after. Yep.thats it. There is no room in my life for reality. |
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You gals may Want the knight in shining armor on his noble steed.... I am more like the fool on the pogo stick wearing a thongitard and a mini-cape. 
Can you send me one Betty??? I'd like to see how he takes being knocked off his high horse...LOL 
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Not me....I don't want a damn Fairytale! Yeah, they always end with the wedding. Then what???? Prince Charming gets bored sitting around and leaves to new conquests. No No No, Prince charming doesnt leave,,, they conquer the world together,.. Dear oh dear, doesnt anyone want a fairytale,.. Reality sucks, I am sticking with my fairytale.. My prince charming, who will rescue me , marry me and live happily ever after. Yep.thats it. There is no room in my life for reality. hahah josie...I'll take the horse & the knight can trudge along and find him a damsel that needs saving...I got this on my end :) |
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Not me....I don't want a damn Fairytale! Yeah, they always end with the wedding. Then what???? Prince Charming gets bored sitting around and leaves to new conquests. No No No, Prince charming doesnt leave,,, they conquer the world together,.. Dear oh dear, doesnt anyone want a fairytale,.. Reality sucks, I am sticking with my fairytale.. My prince charming, who will rescue me , marry me and live happily ever after. Yep.thats it. There is no room in my life for reality. It must be nice to be so young |
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reality is not a shining knight in armour or repunzel
repunzel let your hair down, it's what you find in the soul that spirits you onward. |
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