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| Topic: One GLORIOUS profile - part 9 | |
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"i dislike ppl who tell unecessary lies"
I really like your profile......Sorry, that was a lie. |
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"Hey all, This is the best I can do.
When we were young and they told us to "just do your best".... they were just trying to make us feel better about being sorely lacking. Much like this profile. |
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"I believe anything else will be learned at our date."
I have a few questions about the JFK assassination.... |
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"IF YOUR ARE AFRAID TO GET TO KNOW ME BECAUSE I AM NOT FROM YOUR COUNTRY, AREA OR CAUSE I AM FROM AN ISLAND THAT'S JUST BEING CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!"
I think every good relationship should start on a dare. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Fri 11/25/11 08:42 PM
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"On my frist dat i will intreduce myself"
Usually a good place to start... but maybe this time we should start with a spelling primer. |
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"YOU need to laugh at my jokes, be fairly spontaneous and laugh at my jokes. "
Are they they same jokes the second time? |
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"once i am comfortable chatting with you only then i will send you a picture where you can form an opinion for your self.very reluctant to post a picture of my self where the entire world can view."
Either you're embarrassed to be seen here, or you're a cross dressing man. Not that there's anything wrong with that.... |
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"Somehow, I understand baggage and I view people's baggage as an asset to making wiser choices towards better lives."
Interesting way to look at it. So the woman that threatened to kill me and burn my house to the ground because she thought I was seeing another woman was simply applying her wisdom gained from previous relationships. Good call. |
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Edited by
tngxl65
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Fri 11/25/11 08:41 PM
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"well oh my gosh dis is a 1st 4 me i will invite duh person 4 dinner at a really nice place n get 2 no dem am ah short person wit ah little body volume nt 2 big doh am dark sweet sexy easy 2 get along wit n is ah bit shy"
I really think this is Grover from Sesame Street. |
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"Reading is one of my favorite hobbies. I consider that it can help me to aspirate my life and broaden my view."
Yeah, because you know what happens if you don't aspirate your life. |
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"love chicken feet"
That might be hard to assimilate into a relationship unless you're dating chickens. |
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"hello I'm smart girl ,I love the life so like study .Now I go to the high school like too the things fun ,like go to the party ,shopping, etc...when finish college I want to be meteorology."
Well, sure, a lot of us would like to be an entire science. |
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"be your self and never change!!!"
This is obviously a fake. No woman would ever say that. |
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"lonely hart"
Don't they have their own dating site? |
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"wont meet people and have fuun because am social"
That doesn't sound very social to me. |
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"I m a girl in a body of women"
Would you prefer pandas? |
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"like to see myself as creative, spontaneous and talkative, so if you want to know anything else about me just ask."
Yup, that's the dictionary definition of "creative." |
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"I will fill this one later.I will fill this one later.I will fill this one later"
You'd make a lousy dentist. |
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"Like the Croatians say, every saucepan has it's own lid."
Either this is secret code, or you're on the wrong site. |
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