Okay I have a bottle of Bordeaux, a good mood, a clean house,and incredibly good playlist, and insanely tired children..so in about three hours who's up for porch chatting?!

it would take me three hours to get there from here

Got a swing?

Like a day and 3 hours , Hmmmm not too bad

no

but i have chairs! and good grass! and the weather is fabulous!
and dinner is herb grilled salmon roasted potatoes and fresh baked bread and salad yum!

now im hungry

normally i drink beer and eat bbq. i don't know nothing about no Bordeaux or herb grilled salmon roasted potatoes, fresh baked bread and salad. if you are wanting male companionship i need a subtle hint like you sending me a message saying something like, "get your big dumb azz on your bike and ride on over here before i change my mind or someone cuter gets here first". i clean up well, and can make interesting conversation. i'm open minded enough to share a meal with you and not complain if i don't like it. i will clear the plate and even clean up after (since you took the time to prepare everything) without breaking anything (since we aren't married) and leave the area cleaner than what i found it. after dinner i will sit with you and look at the stars and listen to whatever music you like (even if it hurts my ears and burns me to the bone). we can talk about whatever subjects fascinate you the most and i may even know a thing or two about a thing or two to be able to captivate your imagination. then when you are plump tuckered out i will thank you for a wonderful evening, fire up the bike and ride into the horizon, leaving you to contemplate your new feelings about a weird looking dude that is like no other dude you've ever met. or you could message some other dude

There is something about a lawn chair..
I can bring giggles :-)

is he single?

You know I meant you.
And here you are.
I am good.

said it before - say it again

porch chatting rocks

tricky!! good grass and herb chicken, life is good all the way around then!

You know ese, this ear sex should be saved
for someone special.
Not just any unsuspecting forum reader.

If I smoked, I would :-)

one never knows

then this 'one' is probably not the go to person for directions either i am guessing.

Sounds like a date.

Ok. We need two lawn chairs, a fire pit, a kiddie swimming pool to dip our feet in, and Kenny G.

interestingly enough you already had me wondering....and if you didn't like what i was cooking please say so i'll make something else more to your liking, I surely doubt my music would burn you, unless you like death metal in which case I'm afraid, well i don't care for death metal as for the wine at least try if if you don't like it I'll keep your choice of beer in the fridge..and i'm real good with subtle, not so good with blatant ..lol