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      A detachable penis?
 
  just a question posed in boredom...  | 
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      Wouldn't this be a question for the ladies?????????
     
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      Ladies are allowed to chime in to make sure men don't get too complacent with their answers!
     
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      I'll bet Loreena Bobbitt's ex would know the answer to that 
    
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     A detachable penis? just a question posed in boredom... I guess in some situations that would be useful...  | 
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     Ladies are allowed to chime in to make sure men don't get too complacent with their answers! Wouldn't women benefit most from this? Just a question   
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      I honestly can only think of one real benefit:  when you're tired and need a break, take it off, and plunge manually.  When you're ready again, slap it back on so you can finish your business (and hopefully hers too).
 
  I could think of a few jokes about detachable testicles though, but those are more trouble than they're worth.  | 
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     I honestly can only think of one real benefit: when you're tired and need a break, take it off, and plunge manually. When you're ready again, slap it back on so you can finish your business (and hopefully hers too). I could think of a few jokes about detachable testicles though, but those are more trouble than they're worth.           
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     Wouldn't this be a question for the ladies?????????           
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        vthepoet
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        Sat 02/05/11 07:03 PM
       
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      if you detach it does it detach your horniness too? otherwise itd be useless to ;-P
 
  Or I should say your ability to get turned on.  | 
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      It would kinda suck 
 
  I'd be always worried about Misplacing it somewhere   
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      Swap out for a larger one????
     
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     It would kinda suck I'd be always worried about Misplacing it somewhere   
Really? It would suck?           
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     It would kinda suck I'd be always worried about Misplacing it somewhere   
Really? It would suck?           
Yea and not in a GOOD way either!     
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      Wait a minute...
 
  ...we could buy penises in different sizes that are compatible with our DNA? Wouldn't they spoil after a while? How about we just go with one size fits all?   
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      Damn, ruined that whole visual for me!  
      
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      Sure it does....providing the detachable replacement has way to adjust size on the fly!   
    
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     Sure it does....providing the detachable replacement has way to adjust size on the fly!   
Well, adjustable is a horse of a differnt color. Oh good! Then I want mine to be.....be....uh, PAISLEY!!!  | 
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      It would come in handy right before a fight and before jumping into a really cold body of water…
 
  ....Oh and also just minutes prior to breaking up with the psycho cheerleader a week before prom, in the food court, in front of nearly the entire school. (Oooohhhh memories huh?)  | 
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     Men, Is there any possible advantage to having, 
 
A detachable penis? Yes. You could send it to the Cleaners. And ask for extra starch.  | 
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