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What? They must be looking for someone to run for political office. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ob-ma,Thatch-,Bil-ton are a few just to mention. ![]() ![]() |
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hand me the contract now ill sighn it in a bit and post it back. when do i start ![]() |
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If I am such a good liar that I never get caught, I can't get the job. You would think I would be lying about being a great liar. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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If I am such a good liar that I never get caught, I can't get the job. You would think I would be lying about being a great liar. ![]() ![]() ![]() Not sure that getting people drunk counts as high grade technology.....get someone drunk enough and they will tell you the truth about everything....you can't shut em up actually. |
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Edited by
seamac
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Fri 01/21/11 06:22 PM
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If I am such a good liar that I never get caught, I can't get the job. You would think I would be lying about being a great liar. ![]() ![]() ![]() Not sure that getting people drunk counts as high grade technology.....get someone drunk enough and they will tell you the truth about everything....you can't shut em up actually. Ah yes, I have heard of this referred to as "wine truths". The lies come the next day when they try to tell you they didn't mean what they said! Justify, spin, try to lie their way out of the truths they told while feeling no pain! |
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I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! ![]() |
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I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! ![]() Whoops, My physique might damage people's eyes from my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted azz... |
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Is my nose growing as my fingers are typing? ![]() |
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That ain't nothing man,,,I told Obama today, that HE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! ![]() Whoops, My physique might damage people's eyes from my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted azz... ![]() ![]() |
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I found a wallet with $730.00 in it this past New Years eve., me being who I am a good upstanding citizen in all, decided to drop this wallet into the nearest postal box which I did do, but on the way from the postal box I notice my transit bus had arrived a little early then it's schedule time, so I took off running after it, in to my surprise he waited for me. What luck I was having this New Year eve, but this luck was short lived for I reach into my rear pocket for my wallet to pay my bus fair, I quess you know by now that my wallet was no longer in my pocket, been waiting home for the mailman since. ![]() |
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i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy ![]() ![]() Ok I'm lying ![]() |
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I told the officer his uniform made him look fat and he ran away crying! ![]() Whoops, My physique might damage people's eyes from my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted azz... ![]() ![]() Are you sure the job is BIG enough for me??? |
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i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy ![]() ![]() Ok I'm lying ![]() hey andy your such a lier ...... should smack you |
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i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy ![]() ![]() Ok I'm lying ![]() hey andy your such a lier ...... should smack you ![]() ![]() |
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![]() ![]() I found a wallet with $730.00 in it this past New Years eve., me being who I am a good upstanding citizen in all, decided to drop this wallet into the nearest postal box which I did do, but on the way from the postal box I notice my transit bus had arrived a little early then it's schedule time, so I took off running after it, in to my surprise he waited for me. What luck I was having this New Year eve, but this luck was short lived for I reach into my rear pocket for my wallet to pay my bus fair, I quess you know by now that my wallet was no longer in my pocket, been waiting home for the mailman since. ![]() ![]() |
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Edited by
carold
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Sat 01/22/11 09:49 AM
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![]() ![]() Darn the double post ![]() ![]() |
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![]() Whoops, My physique might damage people's eyes from my chiseled abs and perfectly sculpted azz... ![]() ![]() Are you sure the job is BIG enough for me??? ![]() ![]() |
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i lie all the time , yea i told you i like yah but i didnt lie just to make you happy ![]() ![]() Ok I'm lying ![]() ![]() |
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store clark just told me if i buy two powerball tickets I'm guarantee to win on one of them
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