Intelligent liar! The company needs devoted liar.
You are in the shortlist.

I 'may' lie by omission.
But never full-ftontal lying.
I could audit.

The owner of the company lives in 'Venus',the 2nd planet of the solar system.. The H.Q is in Saturn,the 6th planet.

Build up your confidence please.
You may attend the seminar on "perfect liar" conducted by the company at free of cost.

hand me the contract now ill sighn it in a bit and post it back. when do i start

Come now, I am the perfect person for the job. Everything I say is the truth even if it isn't. I swear to god on that. By the way, did I mention I am a Democrat? I also know how to use fear and intimidation as tools!

No. "Those jeans" do not make your butt look big.
Wait, is use of semantics lying?

There is a candidate who in election campaign promised no work more pay and won the election.The company doesn't believe in fear & intimidation rather depends on lying power. You are one step ahead in getting this prestigious job.

this is not healthy....

is this a lie ?

From looking at the pic that is up right now. I wouldn't think so

We all lie one way or another, just some of them are litte things that don't hurt anyone, but it's when you do it and know it's going to hurt somone when they find out is were things go wrong in life. So in all, I stay honest with myself and people around me so I don't carry any guilt. I like to feel free from drama among other things.


So, to have a job that you would do something like that. I wonder how it would change some peoples life for the worse...

Looks healthy to me

nope it cant be healthy
lie to me ...i spank you so hard ......
you uhhhhhm wet yourself

Whoa! A little freaky even for me....no lie.

roll eyes

I found a wallet with $730.00 in it this past New Years eve., me being who I am a good upstanding citizen in all, decided to drop this wallet into the nearest postal box which I did do, but on the way from the postal box I notice my transit bus had arrived a little early then it's schedule time, so I took off running after it, in to my surprise he waited for me. What luck I was having this New Year eve, but this luck was short lived for I reach into my rear pocket for my wallet to pay my bus fair, I quess you know by now that my wallet was no longer in my pocket, been waiting home for the mailman since.

I get that all the time.....like it more when horizontal.


OK OK.....sorry

ghost reader....