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Man what can you do to please your woman?
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Man what can you do to please your woman? Everything that is legal and possible!!!!!!! |
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The only woman I have right now is mah dog. All she wants is a good belly rub and whatever falls outa' th' fryin' pan.
Ifn' I had a real, human woman, I'd have to give her your debit card and pin number. Mine quit working. |
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The only woman I have right now is mah dog. All she wants is a good belly rub and whatever falls outa' th' fryin' pan. Ifn' I had a real, human woman, I'd have to give her your debit card and pin number. Mine quit working. Thats like my dog, Lady. She has been my ol' Lady for a while now. She really likes plastic. I through her a Frisbee and she crunched right through it. It was a fast game and she won. She isn't picky at all as she ate the cat's food. My man on the other hand, Crazy Cat is picky. He is learning to eat faster when Lady is around. I am lucky she didn't eat the cat. |
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The only woman I have right now is mah dog. All she wants is a good belly rub and whatever falls outa' th' fryin' pan. Ifn' I had a real, human woman, I'd have to give her your debit card and pin number. Mine quit working. Thats like my dog, Lady. She has been my ol' Lady for a while now. She really likes plastic. I through her a Frisbee and she crunched right through it. It was a fast game and she won. She isn't picky at all as she ate the cat's food. My man on the other hand, Crazy Cat is picky. He is learning to eat faster when Lady is around. I am lucky she didn't eat the cat. aww, rainbow that's sweet! I had a wolf/pit mix when I was a teenager and the first time I moved out of Mom & Dad's I took him with me and I never had steady bfs & my dog, Taz, was very selective on which guys could even touch me so my friends always called him my ol' man Still say he's the best one I ever had-LOL! I have never again seen the first guy to kiss me in front of him, but I'll bet ya he chat his pants... The ole man was not happy & apparently the guy did not have permission to touch me |
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Lady is half Labrador and half German Shepherd. She has the face of a German Shepherd and the feet of the Lab. Yup. Shes got big feet but I really love her. She sure can run but she doesn't chase cars. I really love that about her. I just wish I could break her of going through the trash. She really loves plastic bottles. She can run fast and jump high like in those movies where the horses jump over the fences. It is like she sails through the air.
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Lady is half Labrador and half German Shepherd. She has the face of a German Shepherd and the feet of the Lab. Yup. Shes got big feet but I really love her. She sure can run but she doesn't chase cars. I really love that about her. I just wish I could break her of going through the trash. She really loves plastic bottles. She can run fast and jump high like in those movies where the horses jump over the fences. It is like she sails through the air. Build a fire hold her watching the snow fall and never let her go |
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So the common sentiment here seems to be, get a dog and forget about pleasing womens.
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So the common sentiment here seems to be, get a dog and forget about pleasing womens. |
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Man what can you do to please your woman? let her fetch me a cold beer.... |
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So the common sentiment here seems to be, get a dog and forget about pleasing womens. A dog can also be a real b!tch. For all the food preparation, walkies, and rubbies, you may still end up with a less than afequate bed partner. There is no pleasing that. |
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I don't kiss and tell!
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Man what can you do to please your woman? Mine our HAPPY and PLEASED,,when I LEAVE-UM!!!! |
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Man what can you do to please your woman? leave her |
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..give her the pleasure of being with me..if that's not enough..there's the door... |
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So the common sentiment here seems to be, get a dog and forget about pleasing womens. haha-I was happy living with my dog and using men for sex until I met the ex hubby |
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Man what can you do to please your woman? let her fetch me a cold beer.... Perhaps you should be getting her the beer. |
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One word: Chowda.
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Make sure the credit card is not maxed out.
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Man what can you do to please your woman? give her your bank acct info |
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