Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing, My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROTFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

ROTFLMBOOOOOFF, THESE ARE TRULY HILARIOUS AND TRUE!!!

LMDO

Truth hurts don't? Ya' old farts!!

LMTO

My 90 yr old father asks me this morning "Can I do that text thing from my cell phone??"



Um, no, Dad, your phone isn't set up for that - we could get it added but it would be a LOT more money per month.

"Oh forget it then, I'm not gonna pay for it."



As I quickly text my sisters and tell them that's my story and I'm sticking to it, they better back me up.
He has a hard enough time using the phone to answer a call or make a call.

Then I see this -- they are gonna love it

laughing your TOOTH out ??

Yeah.
It's Christmas Eve.
We'll go with that :-)

LM **** off ?