"I have an uncle that doesn't like to take baths,and he smells,I don't approve of this" What should i say to him??

drastic times call for drastic measures. round up all the family members with strong stomachs. every night go in a group to your uncles house. group bathe his stinky azz until he learns to do it himself. after two or three nights he should take the hint

"Wow, thats an idea"..

Got a similar problem with a helper....

Me being me, will walk past and LOUDLY state...."Something smells like a bucket of buttholes" Then I make a show of sniffing around till I come to him.."JEEZUS! Soap only works if you use it man! You really need to douche cause you friggen stink!"

I gotta do this every week or two and it must be done in front of others. If it is just you and him you will get some bs line about "That is what a man smells like"...my usual reply is "yeah, a man who dont know how to operate a f'n shower"

Public humiliation is what works.

I worked with a gal that smelled pretty bad, so all of us girls bought a bar of soap and put them at her station. It worked!!!

One of my "outside" helpers sleeps with his dogs and never washes clothes.

Telling him doesn't help so, I spray him down with Fabreeze and make him ride in the back of the truck.

Long red lights can still be hell.

"His whole house smells just like him,you can smell it all the way from the side-walk" "he says he smells like a man"..

Dont go to his house.