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 you phuckin scared me Lmao
Sorry for laughning You want me to paint the nipple hair Dirty blonde or black? Hugs ! Sweetheart YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!! You are my saviour! No wonder I lust after you so much!!!! |
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Edited by
kolhauszer
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ok here comes the truth from a biological point of view,soy-lent.
your body has grown jealous of you. for years your nipples have been wondering why you have so much hair on your head and none on your little perky almost woman-like cherry colored little darlings,so they decided to throw a biological revolution. ive seen it happen more then once my friend..you have to show just as much love to your scalp as you do to your nipples..show them you care-talk to them,tweak them when you watch german porn and sure enough your nipples will stop growing hair... or all this might just be because im still suffering from jet lag..new zealand isnt just across the street.lol... |
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egads!!! krupa!! this is devastating news!! you yodel in the shower?!?
 hugz.... you still rawk!! 
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ok here comes the truth from a biological point of view,soy-lent. your body has grown jealous of you. for years your nipples have been wondering why you have so much hair on your head and none on your little perky almost woman-like cherry colored little darlings,so they decided to throw a biological revolution. ive seen it happen more then once my friend..you have to show just as much love to your scalp as you do to your nipples..show them you care-talk to them,tweak them when you watch german porn and sure enough your nipples will stop growing hair... or all this might just be because im still suffering from jet lag..new zealand isnt just across the street.lol... That is some truly sound advice! Thanks Kol!! I got plenty of German fisting videos and I am gonna talk to my nipples right after I draw smiley faces on them! You guys RAWK!!!! Cause when s**t hits the fan and I need some level headed friends with sound advice....they aint picking up the phone so I turn to you guys! I just got back from the store, gots me a 6 pack of lime and cactus beer (michelob Ultra) picked up a marks-a lot for nipple hair colouring and I am gonna make it through this catastrophe. I sure am glad I found Mingle! You guys and dolls dont suck (too much) |
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hey no worries there tweeks.
why do you think that women never have hair on thier little red yummys?.because they take the time to love them,show affection to them,nuture them and so forth. but if you want to learn more about self tweeking and other useful bits of information conserning nipples and areolas please consult your library.. |
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ohhh please let me fly to Texas and pull it out!!!!!!!!
I promiise....You will love the pain!!!! 
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So, I bebopped through an easy day at work...jump in the shower to douche and yodel my favorite tunes then DISASTER!!!!! I discovered a squiggly WHITE hair growing from my right nipple! I KNOW!!!!!!! Confusion and panic is setting in cause all my other nipple hairs are brown or dirty blonde...........but that one white hair juts out like the ramming prow on a roman war galley. Since I live a few miles outside of town I am thinking a helicopter medivac flight makes the most sense due to the obvious seriousness of this emergency. Oh lord, I hope they dont take the nipple! Does anyone know if this is a malignant mellow Gnome ma or a two ma? I googled , "Renegade nipple hair" and came up with a screwed up Styx video which didnt really help. Please! Someone help meeeeeeeeee! I need a hug 
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ahhhaaa but youve missed the whole picture here friend...
notice that in her left hand she is holding up a beer,which leaves me to believe that she or he poured alcohol on his nipple..and to me it seems like the guy is saying EWWWWWWWW or words to this effect,and attempting to grab a hold of her toung with his fingers..this picture wasnt taken at the port of san fransisco was it? |
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dam man look this guy he had 1 white hair on his chest and his girl was enjoying it lolllllllllllllllll
THATS MY SISTER! Gotcha.....actually, What do I notice in that pic? The ultrathong just beneath the guys elbow........Attention to detail ..... Tammy...you would torture me with that one danged hair! |
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This is what I rush home from work for!?? Dang right!!! You guys rock, thanks Krupa for the laughs and consider yourself hugged multiply times!
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So, I bebopped through an easy day at work...jump in the shower to douche and yodel my favorite tunes then DISASTER!!!!! I discovered a squiggly WHITE hair growing from my right nipple! I KNOW!!!!!!! Confusion and panic is setting in cause all my other nipple hairs are brown or dirty blonde...........but that one white hair juts out like the ramming prow on a roman war galley. Since I live a few miles outside of town I am thinking a helicopter medivac flight makes the most sense due to the obvious seriousness of this emergency. Oh lord, I hope they dont take the nipple! Does anyone know if this is a malignant mellow Gnome ma or a two ma? I googled , "Renegade nipple hair" and came up with a screwed up Styx video which didnt really help. Please! Someone help meeeeeeeeee! I need a hug   You type "nipple" in Google?
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Edited by
fireflysgirl
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Thu 12/02/10 07:38 PM
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geezus christ krupa...man up  , pluck the danged hair  , sell it on ebay  & go blow the money at the strip club  ...you'll feel all better in the morning 
still this! 
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I'd bid $1
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ahhhaaa but youve missed the whole picture here friend... notice that in her left hand she is holding up a beer,which leaves me to believe that she or he poured alcohol on his nipple..and to me it seems like the guy is saying EWWWWWWWW or words to this effect,and attempting to grab a hold of her toung with his fingers..this picture wasnt taken at the port of san fransisco was it? |
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THATS MY SISTER! Gotcha.....actually, What do I notice in that pic? The ultrathong just beneath the guys elbow........Attention to detail ..... Tammy...you would torture me with that one danged hair! i gotcha ya she looks like she has some dental floss thong lolllllll there shes pulling underr that elbow you right on that boat hahaaaaaa |
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Unless there's two and they start waving at you it's nothing to worry about. Now when your nose hairs start turning white, THEN you have a real problem. Here Here. Wait till they grow on top of your head, then you got a problem. Or you can snip it off and no one will ever know. |
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Don't worry bro, gray nipples are a sign of wisdom.
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1 Grey hair is better than being 30 and going bald like me
i'll be getting a wig for Christmas 
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Unless there's two and they start waving at you it's nothing to worry about. Now when your nose hairs start turning white, THEN you have a real problem. Here Here. Wait till they grow on top of your head, then you got a problem. Or you can snip it off and no one will ever know. Damnit Heart! I WANT to KEEP my nipple....I do got a meat cleaver if I GOTTA take it off but, I am still reviewing my options. |
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I'm speechless...but sending many hugs Krupa!!! lol
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