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| Topic: !*!*!*!*! <<< The New 4:20 Clubhouse>>> !*!*!*!*!*!* - part 12 | |
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Silly girls! Those are paddle cactus. When they bloom. they produce the Yellow Rose of Texas flower. They also produce prickley pears.
blood red like a beet but tastes more fruity. Just make sure you get all the red hair needles off. They also got 3" log poisonous needles that will change your day. Reguire no watering and will really make drunks sober up. |
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whoa...cactus? i didn't see that coming!! i had no idea the yellow rose of texas was from a cactus, rather cool tidbit of info there!!
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Just got back from a night out with my favorite ex brother in law. (my only one but he is a great guy.) Went and had some pony pitchers of Shiner Bock with a few Makers Mark shots. Blew down one and still had the roach when pulle up in my drive and a sheriffs car pulled in and asked if I had seen a couple dogs. I had and talked to him for about 10 minutes and reassured him that I would hold them for the owner if they came back. I realised about 5 minutes into the conversation that I still had the roach in my mouth. But, I just kept yappin and put it into a pocket.
My brother in law was dying! As soon as the law split south....I heard "Adios!" and my brother drove north. It was really cool to get to hang with him. You ladies would drop a brick in your shorts. He is 6'3" rednecked gentleman. Hair a good bit longer than mine but he shaved his goatee and looks like friggen Kevin Costner! Not his fault though.....cant blame him. |
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That is interesting. I didn't know that either. It does kinda explain a few things. My ex wife was born in Texas..........
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That is interesting. I didn't know that either. It does kinda explain a few things. My ex wife was born in Texas..........
Was she a prickly pear? |
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I bet she was a mean, in yo face but still beautiful kinda gal in a b*tchysmexi kinda way. (texas women are like that)
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Yep. Gorgeous and mean..............
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Awww.
Was she always mean? |
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Yeah pretty much. She did punch her own Mother in the face..........
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Yeah pretty much. She did punch her own Mother in the face..........
Yeah but, some of those muthahs got it coming to em. |
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Yeah pretty much. She did punch her own Mother in the face..........
Yeah but, some of those muthahs got it coming to em. I know. I'm not saying she didn't deserve it but your own mother? That is some cold chit......
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Just got back from a night out with my favorite ex brother in law. (my only one but he is a great guy.) Went and had some pony pitchers of Shiner Bock with a few Makers Mark shots. Blew down one and still had the roach when pulle up in my drive and a sheriffs car pulled in and asked if I had seen a couple dogs. I had and talked to him for about 10 minutes and reassured him that I would hold them for the owner if they came back. I realised about 5 minutes into the conversation that I still had the roach in my mouth. But, I just kept yappin and put it into a pocket. My brother in law was dying! As soon as the law split south....I heard "Adios!" and my brother drove north. It was really cool to get to hang with him. You ladies would drop a brick in your shorts. He is 6'3" rednecked gentleman. Hair a good bit longer than mine but he shaved his goatee and looks like friggen Kevin Costner! Not his fault though.....cant blame him. Do you mean you chatted the law for 5 minutes with a doobie in your mouth and he didn't notice? I am afraid to ask what he was looking at.. |
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^^ i'm bettin it wasn't the paddle cactus
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^^ i'm bettin it wasn't the paddle cactus Prickly as they are... |
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Poisonous little pricks........
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Just got back from a night out with my favorite ex brother in law. (my only one but he is a great guy.) Went and had some pony pitchers of Shiner Bock with a few Makers Mark shots. Blew down one and still had the roach when pulle up in my drive and a sheriffs car pulled in and asked if I had seen a couple dogs. I had and talked to him for about 10 minutes and reassured him that I would hold them for the owner if they came back. I realised about 5 minutes into the conversation that I still had the roach in my mouth. But, I just kept yappin and put it into a pocket. My brother in law was dying! As soon as the law split south....I heard "Adios!" and my brother drove north. It was really cool to get to hang with him. You ladies would drop a brick in your shorts. He is 6'3" rednecked gentleman. Hair a good bit longer than mine but he shaved his goatee and looks like friggen Kevin Costner! Not his fault though.....cant blame him. dontcha love how Kruppie doodle yammers on?  
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Yeah pretty much. She did punch her own Mother in the face..........
Yeah but, some of those muthahs got it coming to em. I know. I'm not saying she didn't deserve it but your own mother? That is some cold chit......
Hey, it's you men & mother-in-laws that make us so mean! 
In her case meebe her own momma! |
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Hey, it's you men & mother-in-laws that make us so mean!
In her case meebe her own momma! I am fascinated by mean people. How they get that way. Are they always like that, as a means to an end? Or did life shape their path by its meanness? Then. If you start out mean, can you change? Can you become mean overnight? |
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ya know I am not mean by nature, but my exs family made me mean in some ways & so did some of our so-called friends! I will never have love in my heart again for those people & hope that karma really does come back around to people cuz they did very mean chit to us, but as they say what don't kill ya....
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It is sorta like in Ghostbusters. The slime. If you come into contact with the slime it rubs off on you.......
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