Topic: If on a date/and a sign was around your neck/ | |
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Your a dirty old man --date off
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No...I won't do that...what else are you offering?
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easy
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I share my coffee
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Do you want to take a walk around the park?
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Give me something to work with, PLEASE!
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I like rubber duckys!
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Kiss me. I only bite a little bit.
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Hold my peaches extra squeezable
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He's buying the drinks...a lot of them.
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I never bring my wallet on dates, so you better be payin :)
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We are going in my car not yours
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Mine would be an eye chart
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Id say---here a list
read it once and read it twice |
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Caution!
May show split personality when mad |
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Save a damsel in distress: bend over ;)
Qualified medical professional:hands on experience is required Got lost?..good! |
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Yes, you hit the lottery...try not to blow it
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No exchanges, No returns
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finally
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I see dead people...
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