Nah, The Neptunians aren't actually born on Neptune. They are born on Triton, one of Neptune's moons. They claim to be from Neptune because most humans have never heard of Triton.

You obviously know too much and therefore will have to be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

If she assimilates me, then I won't try to resist.

I lie! So?

I have lied in the past and I gaurantee that I will lie in the future.

Did anyone get a broken nose from it? A skinned knee? A hangnail?

NO!!!! The concept that all lies are harmful just don't fly with me.

I lie for all sorts of reasons.

To make someone feel better....(No baby...that ulcerated zit really aint noticable!........eeeewwwwww)

To screw with my friends....(John Wayne ad Johnny Cash were gay lovers)...the younger guys still believe it.

To mess with upper management...(I have only falsified documents to protect you from your own mistakes)...in reality I keep those documents as insurance in case some moron decides to lay me off.

I lie to my dogs....(Oh baby, of course I wont sell you to that korean reseraunt when you get old)

I lie to get laid....(I have heard about blow jobs but I have never had one....)

I lie to myself....(I am one bad @ssed dude that women want and men want to be like)


At the end of the day...I don't regret any of it. Now occassionally, I do regret blurting out the truth. Some people just cannot handle being told that suicide really does look like thier most promising option. People are just tooo touchy for the truth.

I tell my best friend that that dress is down right mugly to me when in that situation. She tells me she likes it anyways and goes on about her business. I was not being mean, I was being honest. She said she appreciated it that way.

I think people who are not conventionally attractive, you know, the good ole sick societal brainwashing we get from all ads and most television, know they are not the brainwashed form of attractive. Noone needs to tell them that and they aren't going to ask. If they do ask, they are emotionally not stable so best to tell them a form of the truth "You are not the conventional form of attractive but that doesn't mean you don't have good qualities that make you a beautiful human being."

I don't feel I have to lie to make others feel good because I am only doing it to make myself feel good in reality.

I don't have to be mean to be honest.

I just have to be honest to live with myself.